RE: the 2016 trivial drivel thread

[Maggot]

Freckles is "In da house"

[Duchess]

I'm a little irate that they shot & killed a gorilla because someone wasn't parenting their child properly.

[Maggot]

After fighting with my rototiller for an hour my garden is finally aerated, in a couple days I'm adding manure, compost and topsoil and my plants on the breezeway can finally be planted. Tomatoes are growing on the vine already and they need to go. My checklist is getting smaller now and I might even be able to relax Monday. Just a door to hang and an acid pressure wash with a TPC scrub down and I'm ready to paint the pool and refill. Hopefully in another week or so I can turn the water on and refill it. The weather is killing me but today is kinda nice and cool.

[Maggot]

I might get drunk tonight. It's been awhile. Alright.........back to it.

[blueberryhill]

I'm stunned! You stung me with your stun stinger.

I'm stunned that someone pays $40 a month to watch porn.

I am also stunned that it costs that much to watch porn...Is nothing free anymore on the internet?

[HairOfTheDog]

I think Donovan pays $40 a month for internet service, which allows him to watch all the free porn he wants. I pay much more than $40 each a month for internet at both my home and business offices, unfortunately.

[BigMark]

I sitting here on a dirt road, in fucking pinon hills waiting for these people to get home, who the fuck would live here?

[Donovan]

Yeah. So basically I pay forty bucks a month to come tell you people how much porn I watch.

[HairOfTheDog]

Well, slacker, if you upped your porn watching you'd be getting a hell of a deal. Start viewing over 20,000 topless women a month and you'll be paying less than a penny per nipple.

[Donovan]

Have you seen porn nipples? ewww. They're weird.

[HairOfTheDog]

I guess you can't be too picky when you're only paying a penny per peek.

[Donovan]

Still cheaper than titty bars...or relationships.

[HairOfTheDog]

I sitting here on a dirt road, in fucking pinon hills waiting for these people to get home, who the fuck would live here?

Drug deal, Biggie?

[sally]

I've been feeding this feral cat for 3 years. It started out with me feeling sorry for it and giving it dog food. Then that turned into me buying his own water and food bowls.

3 years and this cat still won't let me touch him unless I put tuna fish in my hand which he approaches very cautiously. Not that I want to touch him, I don't fucking like cats. But I want to pick up this cat because I feel like he's missing love and doesn't know it. And that's how arrogant I am, like I'm so special that this goddamn cat wants to be picked up by me. The goddamn cat just wants to survive without me calling him Captain Whiskers.

[BigMark]

Drug deal, wtf would you say that?

[sally]

Aussie told me to and she's also conducting studies. Important studies.

[HairOfTheDog]

Drug deal, wtf would you say that?

You gotta start somewhere and it was the first thing that came to mind when I read you post and asked myself, "wtf is Biggie doing sitting on a dirt rode in bumfuck on a Sunday, anxiously waiting for people he doesn't know to get on back home?"

It wasn't the only possibility that crossed my mind though.

1. Drug deal?
2. Hit job?
3. Pool project/business?
4. Nothing better to do?
5. Craigslist gun transaction?

[BigMark]

#3 and I am working tomorrow.

[username]

I've been feeding this feral cat for 3 years. It started out with me feeling sorry for it and giving it dog food. Then that turned into me buying his own water and food bowls.

3 years and this cat still won't let me touch him unless I put tuna fish in my hand which he approaches very cautiously. Not that I want to touch him, I don't fucking like cats. But I want to pick up this cat because I feel like he's missing love and doesn't know it. And that's how arrogant I am, like I'm so special that this goddamn cat wants to be picked up by me. The goddamn cat just wants to survive without me calling him Captain Whiskers.

No, I agree with your first instinct. It would be nice to pick him up and help knock some of the feral out of him. I say keep trying. He doesn't know what affection is like. Domesticated cats, as snotty as they can be, can also be very snuggly and get a lot out of human petting and stuff. They wouldn't be all over in your lap and stuff in they didn't like it (on their terms, of course).

That's what Jesus would do.

I take this magical freaking sleeping pill at night but I literally can't be on the forum after I've taken it--I haven't taken it yet tonight but I'm about to. I tried to post something the other night and a few sentences took me ten minutes to type and even then they were completely incomprehensible.

Shame but I sleep like a baby.

[Maggot]

I had a cat once that would snarl and hiss at everyone, nobody could pick her up her name was Samantha they all hated her. I had the cat since it was a kitten and was the only one it would let pick it up. Maybe some homeless person sleeps with Sallys cat and gives it all the love and comfort it needs.