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RE: the 2016 trivial drivel thread
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10-08-2016, 07:57 PM
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10-21-2016, 07:23 PM
You would not believe what i just had to do. I just got home from work and someone, I think it was my Daughter dumped the turd of all turds. That goddamn thing was 4 freaking inches round by about 6 inches long. I don't know if the goddamn thing swelled up in the bowl or what the fuck was going on there. It just was a bobbing there like a head left over from a shark attack. Flushed twice and it was bigger than the freaking drain. My son was very color full describing it but I didn't believe it. Holy Godzilla shit. WTF ...............its gone now.
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10-21-2016, 09:31 PM
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10-24-2016, 07:59 PM
(10-21-2016, 07:23 PM)Maggot Wrote: You would not believe what i just had to do. I just got home from work and someone, I think it was my Daughter dumped the turd of all turds. That goddamn thing was 4 freaking inches round by about 6 inches long. I don't know if the goddamn thing swelled up in the bowl or what the fuck was going on there. It just was a bobbing there like a head left over from a shark attack. Flushed twice and it was bigger than the freaking drain. My son was very color full describing it but I didn't believe it. Holy Godzilla shit. WTF ...............its gone now.


Sorry, that was me. I had a bad batch of crab rangoons and needed a quick place to shit.
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10-25-2016, 05:50 AM
I've been up since 3:45. Not a good start to the day.
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10-25-2016, 06:09 AM
(10-25-2016, 05:50 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I've been up since 3:45. Not a good start to the day.


Grab it & growl. It's a great start to your day. Drink your coffee, read the news, take your time getting ready to leave. I see the advantage to a 3:45 wake up. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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10-25-2016, 04:30 PM
I'm at the fucking dentist. I HATE dental appointments. Besides, they took me away from putting together a 130 gallon size outside storage box.
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10-25-2016, 04:34 PM
Good drugs ehh.
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10-25-2016, 05:09 PM


Was that User? It happened so quick I didn't get a good look.
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10-25-2016, 06:29 PM
(10-25-2016, 06:09 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-25-2016, 05:50 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I've been up since 3:45. Not a good start to the day.


Grab it & growl. It's a great start to your day. Drink your coffee, read the news, take your time getting ready to leave. I see the advantage to a 3:45 wake up. :)

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10-25-2016, 06:36 PM


If you get up early enough you can see Maggot in here in his underwear eating cheerios...just sayin'.
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10-25-2016, 06:58 PM
(10-25-2016, 06:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:

If you get up early enough you can see Maggot in here in his underwear eating cheerios...just sayin'.
I'm going to pass on that, but thanks for the heads up. hah
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10-25-2016, 08:29 PM
I'm with BG.
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10-25-2016, 09:23 PM
(10-25-2016, 06:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:

If you get up early enough you can see Maggot in here in his underwear eating cheerios...just sayin'.

Do you vacuum him up afterwards? I imagine there are fucking cheerios everywhere. It's easy if you just go over him with the suction wand on the vacuum. You can get in his beard and groin and everything with that thing.
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10-26-2016, 06:22 AM
Don't fuck with my cheerios. Do I mess with anyone's pop tarts? No because I hate those things.
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10-27-2016, 01:34 PM
My dryer broke so until I get it fixed or replaced I have to hang out at the laundromat with the scum of the earth.
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10-27-2016, 02:30 PM
(10-25-2016, 09:23 PM)sally Wrote: Do you vacuum him up afterwards?


No, that never occurred to me. I thought I'd just blow the crumbs off.
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10-27-2016, 07:13 PM
(10-27-2016, 01:34 PM)sally Wrote: My dryer broke so until I get it fixed or replaced I have to hang out at the laundromat with the scum of the earth.

I do my laundry at a laundromat and...oh.:(
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10-27-2016, 07:37 PM
With all the wind in Fla. I would think a clothes line would work well. Or.........

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10-27-2016, 08:07 PM
I like that movie, I watched it years ago at the movie theater with just me and my husband. No idea where the kids were, that was a long time ago. I know where they are now though and I'm not hanging their goddamn clothes up on a line or washing them at a stream. I'm going to pile them up in their car and tell them to get the hell out of my house.
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