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RE: the 2016 trivial drivel thread
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#141
03-08-2016, 01:40 PM
I almost bought some guitars off "Bob" back in September but he wanted 600.00 for the ones I wanted and I only had 3-400.00 so I never bought them. He came in 2 weeks ago and bought some metal off me. Then a few days ago he won the 1000.00 a day for life lottery. I wonder if he'll go down on his guitars now? Drinking too much
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03-08-2016, 02:41 PM
$1000 per day for life?
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03-08-2016, 02:51 PM
(03-08-2016, 02:41 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: $1000 per day for life?

yeah. He took the total that came to 2.7 million after taxes. The thing is that you can will the winning to someone else and they would get the 1000.00 a day for 20 yrs. I never knew that.
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03-08-2016, 03:06 PM
(03-08-2016, 02:51 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(03-08-2016, 02:41 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: $1000 per day for life?

yeah. He took the total that came to 2.7 million after taxes. The thing is that you can will the winning to someone else and they would get the 1000.00 a day for 20 yrs. I never knew that.

Lucky guy.

And yes, hopefully he gives you a deal on the guitars now.
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03-08-2016, 03:17 PM
I've never known anyone that has won like that except the goofy cashier girl at the store I used to go to 20 yrs ago I think she won 2 million off the mega bucks.
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#146
03-08-2016, 08:46 PM
I knew a guy who went down on his guitar once.


Cut his lips on the reverb arm.
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03-08-2016, 11:29 PM
As I sit here in this disaster area with everyone's shit all over the place and sorting out 20 million pieces of paper for my taxes, I can't help but think how much simpler life would be if I sold this house, took my cut and divorced fuck face.
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03-09-2016, 07:05 AM
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, the only problem is it also smells like shit.
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03-13-2016, 07:34 PM
I got tons of stuff done today maybe to much. I'm also redoing my pool, half the water is drained out so far. I'm beat!
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#150
03-14-2016, 04:04 PM
Bike week was big this year, the traffic was ridiculous. I went out to Main St. and every other guy looked like FU. I couldn't even cross the street to avoid them because they were on the other side of the street too. You can't even imagine the terror.
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03-14-2016, 04:26 PM
Just don't shave for a few days and you would have blended right in.
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03-14-2016, 04:30 PM
(03-14-2016, 04:26 PM)Maggot Wrote: Just don't shave for a few days and you would have blended right in.

I don't normally walk around with no pants on, but ok I'll try it next time.
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03-14-2016, 04:34 PM
It would be like Moses parting the red sea.
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03-14-2016, 05:59 PM
(03-14-2016, 04:30 PM)sally Wrote: I don't normally walk around with no pants on

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03-14-2016, 06:34 PM
My daughter goes to ballet and tap dancing classes every Monday which was her own suggestion, not mine. She told me she only picks her nose and farts at home which is good, I approve. Also when I was waiting for her to get out of class another girl in the 5-7 age group told me she doesn't celebrate Christmas and picked my brain on the subject. Seven other mother's sitting out there, why me?
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03-14-2016, 06:47 PM
(03-14-2016, 06:34 PM)sally Wrote: Seven other mother's sitting out there, why me?


Maybe the same way animals know, they sense you're approachable. Not everyone is, you're probably felt that on some level yourself.
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03-14-2016, 06:55 PM
(03-14-2016, 06:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-14-2016, 06:34 PM)sally Wrote: Seven other mother's sitting out there, why me?


Maybe the same way animals know, they sense you're approachable. Not everyone is, you're probably felt that on some level yourself.

Yeah well this kid fucked with me so much I ended up basically telling her I'm an atheist and only celebrate Christmas for Frosty the Snowman without trying to offend anyone. Nosy little fucker she was.
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03-17-2016, 12:45 PM


I got caught dancing to this. I thought I was alone. 28 50
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03-17-2016, 01:26 PM
(03-14-2016, 06:55 PM)sally Wrote:
(03-14-2016, 06:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-14-2016, 06:34 PM)sally Wrote: Seven other mother's sitting out there, why me?


Maybe the same way animals know, they sense you're approachable. Not everyone is, you're probably felt that on some level yourself.

Yeah well this kid fucked with me so much I ended up basically telling her I'm an atheist and only celebrate Christmas for Frosty the Snowman without trying to offend anyone. Nosy little fucker she was.
Don't you recognize a cry for help when you hear it? You gotta call CPS on that kid's parents for making war on Christmas. You could get on Hannity.
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03-17-2016, 04:01 PM
What I should have done is said "listen kid, there are no rules that you have to celebrate Christmas for Jesus because I sure as shit don't and tell your parents that their crappy ass menorah and dreidels suck and you want a Christmas tree and some good presents for once".
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