RE: the 2016 trivial drivel thread

[F.U.]

Hunting season starts today here. Shotgun.

Shotgun/deer don't start for 3 weeks here.
Bow season opened Oct 1^st though.

[Maggot]

Every year its changed depending on the kill from the previous year sometimes its the same though. Every year a person has to re-read the rules.

[F.U.]

Our shotgun always starts the first Saturday of Nov. Bow starts the 1^st day of oct, Small game starts the first sat of Sept. Pretty easy to remember here. You going shotgun this year Maggot?

[Maggot]

I have my license and if I do go it will be next week sometime. I haven't scouted anywhere though and I like to do that during the summer and early fall. I'm not sure but people are asking me and maybe I'll go with them next week. Or on my own if I can get a day off.

[F.U.]

I haven't even bought my license yet. I have ben so busy I haven't even ben able to sight my new shotgun/scope in. Wow time is getting away from me this year.

[Carsman]

I sold a bunch of shares this morning. The media down here is really getting on the Trump bandwagon. People are starting to get the jitters about what it means for the economy if Trump wins.

Time to keep some cash on the sideline in case the market tanks....then it's time for another spending spree..

After market closing yesterday, my stocks (usually quite steady) were "up" $3.05, not a killing, but not a loss.

Well happy to say, my stocks went up another $5.75, rising to $108.25 each share at yesterday's market closing. Hope it keeps going in that direction!

[Adub]

Just hush.

[Duchess]

John & Chrissy. They might not be the cutest couple ever but they sure rank up there.

[Clang McFly]

I just heard a gunshot.

The people at the local mall heard 13 gunshots yesterday. Rival gangs opened fire at Crossgates Mall Saturday. My friend's aunt and daughter were there and saw the people running and screaming "GUN!". Luckily the daughter is young and thought it was a fire so she won't be traumatized by the shooting. Unfortunately it squashed plans to see Doctor Strange as the mall remains closed.

[ramseycat]

I just heard a gunshot.

The people at the local mall heard 13 gunshots yesterday. Rival gangs opened fire at Crossgates Mall Saturday. My friend's aunt and daughter were there and saw the people running and screaming "GUN!". Luckily the daughter is young and thought it was a fire so she won't be traumatized by the shooting. Unfortunately it squashed plans to see Doctor Strange as the mall remains closed.

I was shocked to hear about this. Crossgates used to be a nice mall.

[sally]

If no one got hurt it's better than what just happened to me at Target. My daughter sees a Christmas snow globe on the shelf that is about forehead level to her and asks me if she can shake it. So I say yeah go ahead and the next thing I know it falls off the shelf as she goes to grab it, hits her in the forehead and explodes in her face. I let out a scream that I guess was loud enough to attract everyone in Target and I was sure she got cut or knocked out. She was perfectly fine other than her hair and face being soaking wet and covered with snowflakes and glass slivers. Then my husband starts yelling what kind of piece of shit is this to just explode like that and my daughter says it's alright daddy I'm fine. Then the embarrassing part, he says well I'm not fine, we're going to sue the socks off them. Sue the socks off them, did you really just say that. Jesus Christ.

[Maggot]

Personally I have nothing against socks. I think they should be able to get married then divorced by statistical reasoning in a dryer. (I'm tossing that in there for ambiguity) alternatively they would survive on their own but why would he want their "socks" and why not go all the way and get their underwear. But hopefully your Daughters fine and wiser for the entire experience.

Now that I think of it getting their socks would be freaking great!

[sally]

In her defense she asked me if she could pick it up, so if she's wiser about anything it's not to trust me again. She was standing right there with it easily in reach, I wasn't expecting the damn thing to hit her in the forehead and shatter in her face.

[F.U.]

Well after over 15 years of not having cable TV I am finally going to bite the bullet and move into this century. Installers should be here today. Oh Lawdy, what have I done?

[Duchess]

You're going to love it.

[F.U.]

I bet the Girls will love it. Me, meh its just TV.
I will like the unlimited internet though. Now I can watch all those videos you crazy fuckers post and not worry about eating up my data.

[F.U.]

Well representative was just here and it looks like it will be a few days before everything gets installed. Since I have never had service here they have to get the directional borer to go under the road and the ditchwich to come up from the road, around the septic system, shed and up to the house. Then they can start installing the crap inside the house.

[sally]

For the past few months this guy calls our business line randomly from different local numbers and asks for my husband by his first name like he knows him. I tell him he's not in but I can take a message and he says that's ok I'll try back. It's always a different number he calls from, but I know his voice now. Well today I was already in a bad mood so I finally asked him what the fuck do you want and he hung the phone up on me. So I call back the number and I get a recording for the NRA. I guess those motherfuckers got nothing better to do then call up businesses and tie up their lines. There was an option to enter my phone number and be taken of their list, lets see if it works. If that cocksucker calls me one more time....

[BigMark]

That's why I stopped being a member, they call and try to guilt you for more money. It never fucking ended, I started hating the assholes who called.

[Duchess]

Sometimes I can't stand people.