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Nice white wine... Dick
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#21
01-09-2016, 10:26 AM
I'm picturing black and blue lines from the pens on your cleavage now. hah Once I was in a hurry and almost poked my eye out sticking a pencil behind my ear.
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#22
01-09-2016, 11:54 AM
If ever blue lines appear in or near my cleavage, they will be all natural!

I use only black ink, unless I'm editing hard-copy draft and then I use red.

And, I always put the caps on when not in use. I'm a responsible pen owner.
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#23
01-10-2016, 08:30 PM
(01-08-2016, 06:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Wanna see my new boob apron? 116

Yes, would you like a glass of wine, Barry White OK for music? Lets sit by the fire...


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01-11-2016, 12:01 PM
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#25
01-11-2016, 04:02 PM
(01-10-2016, 08:30 PM)BigMark Wrote: Yes, would you like a glass of wine, Barry White OK for music? Lets sit by the fire...


I'm not very romantic. I'd just as soon you slapped my ass and tossed me a pint of Chunky Monkey.
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01-11-2016, 04:23 PM
Brown Chicken, Brown Cow!
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#27
01-11-2016, 04:57 PM
Even a strange duck like me can get lost in mumbly jumbly talk. I now know why people envision smacking me on the head.
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02-09-2016, 02:40 PM
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02-09-2016, 03:12 PM


I wonder if people do that with handicap parking too!
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#30
02-09-2016, 04:33 PM
(02-09-2016, 03:12 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I wonder if people do that with handicap parking too!
You and I both know they don't bother with the act for parking spots.
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02-10-2016, 08:57 PM
I had a broken leg and the surgeon didn't want to give a me a temporary placard, WTF?
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02-11-2016, 12:00 AM
Handicapped Parking is the sole evidence necessary that humans have evolved beyond Darwinian principles.
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02-24-2016, 05:22 PM
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#34
02-25-2016, 12:56 AM
(02-11-2016, 12:00 AM)Cutz Wrote: Handicapped Parking is the sole evidence necessary that humans have evolved beyond Darwinian principles.

Then how do you explain all the Darwin Award candidates?
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02-28-2016, 03:26 PM
(02-25-2016, 12:56 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:
(02-11-2016, 12:00 AM)Cutz Wrote: Handicapped Parking is the sole evidence necessary that humans have evolved beyond Darwinian principles.
Then how do you explain all the Darwin Award candidates?

Darwin awards are for stupid people who take themselves out of the gene pool... but they all have siblings or cousins.
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03-11-2016, 05:07 PM


Probably the most ridiculous commercial ever made. What was the point of measuring the distance the guy traveled to pop a balloon with a sword? hah
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#39
03-30-2016, 07:32 PM
(03-30-2016, 06:13 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
hah
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