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#101
07-17-2015, 12:31 AM
(07-16-2015, 01:16 AM)username Wrote:
(07-16-2015, 12:59 AM)Love Child Wrote: Did I call you a retard?

If you can't remember that many posts back, it sort of calls into question who the retard is.

Retard. 17

But I really didn't call you a retard. I will now.

Speaking of Mountain Ho, I got a young kid who is up here on a contracted job for a short time trying to hook up. I am sure there are plenty of other folk up here who would love to play.
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#102
07-17-2015, 10:15 AM
(07-17-2015, 12:31 AM)Love Child Wrote:
(07-16-2015, 01:16 AM)username Wrote:
(07-16-2015, 12:59 AM)Love Child Wrote: Did I call you a retard?

If you can't remember that many posts back, it sort of calls into question who the retard is.

Retard. 17

But I really didn't call you a retard. I will now.

Speaking of Mountain Ho, I got a young kid who is up here on a contracted job for a short time trying to hook up. I am sure there are plenty of other folk up here who would love to play.

This could get interesting.

Why don't you partake and share the details with us?
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#103
07-19-2015, 12:45 AM
(07-06-2015, 11:02 PM)imsuchawildflower Wrote:
(07-06-2015, 09:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-06-2015, 03:04 PM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote:
(07-06-2015, 03:01 PM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: I trusted Duchess...and that's about as far as that photo will go.
Good Lord...Jager bombs are wayyyy too yummy.

Have you tried a red headed slut yet?
The drink you dirty minded fuckers.
heh. Sex on the Beach is good(to drink)also.

Sex on the beach (literal sense)is not that great...the next day it felt like we used a sandpaper condom. Ouch.

I've said for years that the only people who are into having sex in the sand are people who never actually have. It sucks. And you find sand in weird places for weeks after.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#104
07-28-2015, 12:59 PM


I wish I could say this has been the best Summer ever.
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#105
07-28-2015, 01:08 PM
(07-28-2015, 12:59 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I wish I could say this has been the best Summer ever.

It's not over yet! If you want I could send you that video of the chimp that used a frog as a fleshlight.
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#106
07-28-2015, 01:13 PM
(07-28-2015, 01:08 PM)Maggot Wrote: If you want I could send you that video of the chimp that used a frog as a fleshlight.


Was the frog hurt in the making of the video?

I recently ran over another frog with my mower. I'm always so cautious because it's a dreadful feeling when I've done it in the past but I was cutting around the pool and ran the mower under a bush and killed it. It makes me cry. I can't bear to hurt any of God's creatures.
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07-28-2015, 02:47 PM
(07-28-2015, 12:59 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I wish I could say this has been the best Summer ever.
I wish I could say that too. My summers seemed more fun when I was unemployed and mooching off the parents. Now it seems I spend more time working/being tired from working than having fun. Haven't even gone swimming, grilled, or gone to an amusement park this summer. Just some karaoke and mostly so-so concerts.
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07-28-2015, 03:37 PM
No amusement parks for poor Clang this summer? How sad.

I have an annual pass to all the Disney parks and water parks, Universal studios, Sea World and Busch Gardens, bitch.
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07-28-2015, 04:01 PM
(07-28-2015, 03:37 PM)sally Wrote: No amusement parks for poor Clang this summer? How sad.

I have an annual pass to all the Disney parks and water parks, Universal studios, Sea World and Busch Gardens, bitch.

Yeah well getting dressed in a Pluto costume doesn't count.
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07-28-2015, 04:08 PM
(07-28-2015, 02:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Now it seems I spend more time working/being tired from working than having fun.


Congratulations. You're a adult.

I'd rather be hanging out by the pool working on my tan, drinking a cold beverage, smoking a lil' weed and shouting FUCK THE PHONE every time it rang but that's not an option.
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07-28-2015, 04:31 PM
(07-28-2015, 04:08 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-28-2015, 02:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Now it seems I spend more time working/being tired from working than having fun.
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Congratulations. You're a adult.

Yay?!

A wish washy too nice adult who has replaced his dead mom as the one getting mooched. I need to stand up to my younger unemployed brother and stop paying for his fun, so he'll be forced to stop mooching off me and dad and get a job. Karma is a bitch. Life was easier when I was his brother in mooch.
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07-28-2015, 04:31 PM
(07-28-2015, 04:01 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(07-28-2015, 03:37 PM)sally Wrote: No amusement parks for poor Clang this summer? How sad.

I have an annual pass to all the Disney parks and water parks, Universal studios, Sea World and Busch Gardens, bitch.

Yeah well getting dressed in a Pluto costume doesn't count.

Hahahaha. So funny.

This guy is here every Tuesday and Thursday, folks. Be sure to tune in if you want to laugh your ass off.
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03-08-2016, 03:36 PM


I wish I could get Ruth Bader Ginsburg to post in Mock. I'm serious.
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03-08-2016, 06:43 PM
(03-08-2016, 03:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I wish I could get Ruth Bader Ginsburg to post in Mock. I'm serious.

Hell of a baseball player. I think he's dead now though.Smiley_emoticons_razz
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03-08-2016, 06:43 PM


hah You boob.
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03-09-2016, 05:02 AM
Now I really want a Baby Ruth and some boob.
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03-09-2016, 10:11 PM
(03-08-2016, 03:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I wish I could get Ruth Bader Ginsburg to post in Mock. I'm serious.

I've always thought her and Steven Hawking would make a nice couple.
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03-10-2016, 02:17 AM
He visits by here...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...-club.html
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