SALLY'S BROKEN BOX

[Midwest Spy]

That's why you DMV workers are such cunts.

Bell Biv Devoe once said "never trust a big butt and a smile. Or Clang in thigh-highs."

[Clang McFly]

That's why you DMV workers are such cunts.

Bell Biv Devoe once said "never trust a big butt and a smile. Or Clang in thigh-highs."

I don't trust thigh highs. They keep rolling down my leg and bunching up.

[F.U.]

I'll be in Key West on that day so I'll probably be eating conch and other shit from the sea rather than fucking corned beef.

I already had corned beef, cabbage, carrots, and potatoes* on Saturday. Hoosick Falls had their St Patty's Day parade on Saturday.

*as well as a shot of Jameson, Coors Light, Sam Adams Boston Lager, and some Bud Light Blondes

If you like Jameson , you might like the Irish breakfast. It’s Jameson Irish Whiskey, butterscotch schnapps, orange juice,
and bacon flavored vodka. Tasts kinda like pancakes with syrup, OJ and bacon. A few of those at 7am starts your day off right.

[Clang McFly]

I'll be in Key West on that day so I'll probably be eating conch and other shit from the sea rather than fucking corned beef.

I already had corned beef, cabbage, carrots, and potatoes* on Saturday. Hoosick Falls had their St Patty's Day parade on Saturday.

*as well as a shot of Jameson, Coors Light, Sam Adams Boston Lager, and some Bud Light Blondes

If you like Jameson , you might like the Irish breakfast. It’s Jameson Irish Whiskey, butterscotch schnapps, orange juice,
and bacon flavored vodka. Tasts kinda like pancakes with syrup, OJ and bacon. A few of those at 7am starts your day off right.

You had me at butterscotch and bacon...*drools*

[sally]

That's why you DMV workers are such cunts.

Bell Biv Devoe once said "never trust a big butt and a smile. Or Clang in thigh-highs."

I don't trust thigh highs. They keep rolling down my leg and bunching up.

You never heard of a garter belt? Pfft some woman you are.

[Carsman]

That's why you DMV workers are such cunts.

Bell Biv Devoe once said "never trust a big butt and a smile. Or Clang in thigh-highs."

I don't trust thigh highs. They keep rolling down my leg and bunching up.

Just like Mama, on Mama's family tv show!

[sally]

Clang needs to get himself a pearl necklace too.

Not that kind of pearl necklace Clang, the kind they sell at the jewelry store.

[Clang McFly]

That's why you DMV workers are such cunts.

Bell Biv Devoe once said "never trust a big butt and a smile. Or Clang in thigh-highs."

I don't trust thigh highs. They keep rolling down my leg and bunching up.

You never heard of a garter belt? Pfft some woman you are.

I've heard of them. Didn't like them. Prefer pantyhose.

[Clang McFly]

That's why you DMV workers are such cunts.

Bell Biv Devoe once said "never trust a big butt and a smile. Or Clang in thigh-highs."

I don't trust thigh highs. They keep rolling down my leg and bunching up.

Just like Mama, on Mama's family tv show!

Vicki Lawrence, I taint.

[Clang McFly]

Clang needs to get himself a pearl necklace too.

Not that kind of pearl necklace Clang, the kind they sell at the jewelry store.

I don't think they make pearl necklaces in size "thick neck".

[Duchess]

I don't think they make pearl necklaces in size "thick neck".

Sure they do. There are stores that cater to men who crossdress. You could buy a wedding dress in your size if you wanted. Just a little advice - no bows, ever.

[Clang McFly]

I don't think they make pearl necklaces in size "thick neck".

Sure they do. There are stores that cater to men who crossdress. You could buy a wedding dress in your size if you wanted. Just a little advice - no bows, ever.

I only like bows on my bras and panties.

[Duchess]

Understandable.

Do you ever wear that kind of thing under your clothes?

[Clang McFly]

Understandable.

Do you ever wear that kind of thing under your clothes?

My male clothes? No. too much risk of discovery.

Under my female clothes. YES!

[F.U.]

So you don't want other to know about this. I bet being able to talk about it here is refreshing Clang.

[Cutz]

Obviously, so much that it can't be contained in one dedicated thread.

[Blindgreed1]

Clang needs to get himself a pearl necklace too.

Not that kind of pearl necklace Clang, the kind they sell at the jewelry store.

I don't think they make pearl necklaces in size "thick neck".

I've given a few fat girls pearl necklaces before. They're pretty much one size fits all.

[Clang McFly]

So you don't want other to know about this. I bet being able to talk about it here is refreshing Clang.

I don't want family and my poker/pool friends to know....everyone else I'd have to determine their trust and ability to keep a secret. Much like Superman/Supergirl does.

[Clang McFly]

Obviously, so much that it can't be contained in one dedicated thread.

CLANG CAN'T BE CONTAINED! HULK CLANG LOOK SMASHING IN LITTLE BLACK DRESS!

[Duchess]

Go, Clang!