JEWISH WEDDING

[Duchess]

...and some think the Catholic religion is bizarre. We ain't got nothing on the Jews.

There are two sides, men & woman are separated by a curtain. That's how they worship too, separate.

I'm strangely enthralled by the weirdness of it all.

[Blindgreed1]

most religions are bizarre in some way, shape, or form.

[sally]

I'm not a big fan of the Jews or their archaic, absurd bullshit. Or any religion.

I can tolerate the Buddhists, that's about it.

[Midwest Spy]

I can tolerate the Buddhists, that's about it.

That reminds me of the time I caddied for the Dali Lama.

He was a big hitter. He had these long flowing robes, bald, he was quite striking.

When he finished his round I said, "Hey Lama, how about a little something for the effort?

He said, "there will be no money. But on my deathbed I will receive total consciousness."

So I got that going for me, which is nice.

[Maggot]

That makes me wanna give you total un consciousness for some reason.

[Cutz]

I can tolerate the Buddhists, that's about it.

That reminds me of the time I caddied for the Dali Lama.

He was a big hitter. He had these long flowing robes, bald, he was quite striking.

When he finished his round I said, "Hey Lama, how about a little something for the effort?

He said, "there will be no money. But on my deathbed I will receive total consciousness."

So I got that going for me, which is nice.

Your wife must have been a real knockout before they invented electricity.

[Midwest Spy]

I can tolerate the Buddhists, that's about it.

That reminds me of the time I caddied for the Dali Lama.

He was a big hitter. He had these long flowing robes, bald, he was quite striking.

When he finished his round I said, "Hey Lama, how about a little something for the effort?

He said, "there will be no money. But on my deathbed I will receive total consciousness."

So I got that going for me, which is nice.

Your wife must have been a real knockout before they invented electricity.

And now I know why lions eat their young.

[Cutz]

or tigers

[Maggot]

All that and the bride is sitting on cheap garden outdoor chairs.

[Duchess]

cheap garden outdoor chairs.

I noticed that too. Fuckin' plastic. Yuk.

[Midwest Spy]

or tigers

oops

[Carsman]

cheap garden outdoor chairs.

I noticed that too. Fuckin' plastic. Yuk.

If you'll notice, all of them are sitting on those chairs, that's what you get when you make a such a deal, renting 10,000 chairs for $100.

[Maggot]

The guys with the black cheese wheels on their heads look cool.

[Blindgreed1]

That makes me wanna give you total un consciousness for some reason.