LIVING BLACK

[Carsman]

Tan lines can be sexy!

[Maggot]

Cars is coming in fast BAM off the boards, he swoops around a defender he's coming in close............he shoots........HE SCORES!!!!

[sally]

I try not to have tan lines. I'd rather have all over color.

I lay in the tanning bed naked so I don't have any tan lines. Then one day I noticed this little white bump down there in the bikini line area so I thought I got skin cancer from the tanning bed and looked up vaginal cancer pictures. Don't look up vaginal cancer pictures, I saw a tumor the size of a small watermelon.

[Duchess]

I lay in the tanning bed naked so I don't have any tan lines.

That's how I do it too but I use the booth rather than a bed. I don't have the time I used to have to work on my tan the old fashioned way so I go to the salon 2-3 times a week.

I will not be looking up any cancer pix. What I sometimes see inadvertently is bad enough.

[Duchess]

I don't believe you.

After I fall off the turnip truck I'll prove it to you.

[Donovan]

I lay in the tanning bed naked so I don't have any tan lines.

That's how I do it too but I use the booth rather than a bed. I don't have the time I used to have to work on my tan the old fashioned way so I go to the salon 2-3 times a week.

I will not be looking up any cancer pix. What I sometimes see inadvertently is bad enough.

stop ez- baking yourselves, you silly dames, we got enough pleather luggage in the world. Jesus Christ, Sally, don't you live in Florida, the state where the goddamn sun never goes away?

[Cutz]

Yeah, get your tans the old fashioned way.

I need a reason to buy a spy drone.

[sally]

I lay in the tanning bed naked so I don't have any tan lines.

That's how I do it too but I use the booth rather than a bed. I don't have the time I used to have to work on my tan the old fashioned way so I go to the salon 2-3 times a week.

I will not be looking up any cancer pix. What I sometimes see inadvertently is bad enough.

stop ez- baking yourselves, you silly dames, we got enough pleather luggage in the world. Jesus Christ, Sally, don't you live in Florida, the state where the goddamn sun never goes away?

It's a 5 minute walk to the beach from my house, but it's easier to just go to the tanning bed for 15 minutes than lay out in the sun for hours. I'm not real pale to begin with so I don't go that often, just enough so I already have some color when I do go to the beach. It's not like I tan myself religiously until I look like a leather briefcase.

[Duchess]

I'm not dark & leathery, just sorta golden brown. I'm always mindful of my time spent doing that because I don't want to get leathery. Yuk.