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YO, MOCK DADDY!
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06-22-2017, 02:48 AM
(06-18-2017, 12:09 PM)BigMark Wrote: Wow, I missed this last year. Except for Aussie thanks gals! First year without my pops...I have two AWESOME kids.

Why don't you like me Big Mark, I am the coolest person in the world. I am the most famous non famous person you will ever meet. I am already rich and famous I am just waiting for the rest of the world to catch up.
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06-22-2017, 10:16 PM
(06-22-2017, 02:48 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(06-18-2017, 12:09 PM)BigMark Wrote: Wow, I missed this last year. Except for Aussie thanks gals! First year without my pops...I have two AWESOME kids.

Why don't you like me Big Mark, I am the coolest person in the world. I am the most famous non famous person you will ever meet. I am already rich and famous I am just waiting for the rest of the world to catch up.

If Aussiefriend is cool, consider me Miles Davis.hahBlowing-kisses
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06-22-2017, 10:45 PM
(06-22-2017, 02:48 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(06-18-2017, 12:09 PM)BigMark Wrote: Wow, I missed this last year. Except for Aussie thanks gals! First year without my pops...I have two AWESOME kids.

Why don't you like me Big Mark, I am the coolest person in the world. I am the most famous non famous person you will ever meet. I am already rich and famous I am just waiting for the rest of the world to catch up.

If you really want him to like you Aussie just show him your giant bush. Works every time.

And do it while you're dancing to Black Betty.
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06-23-2017, 12:19 AM
How fucking hard is it to trim your bush, it takes 30 Seconds!
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06-23-2017, 12:46 PM
Some take a serious pair of hedge clippers
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06-23-2017, 12:48 PM


If you get waxed long enough it stops growing back.
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06-23-2017, 02:02 PM
Aussie just doesn't want to take the time to do it. She likes it big and bushy.
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06-23-2017, 03:23 PM
(06-22-2017, 10:45 PM)sally Wrote: And do it while you're dancing to Black Betty.


Ahahaha! Go Aussie Go!
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06-23-2017, 06:17 PM
(06-23-2017, 12:48 PM)Duchess Wrote:

If you get waxed long enough it stops growing back.

If you want it really bare (and painless) use Nair. That's what I did.
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06-14-2018, 06:27 PM


After a number of complaints Target apologized and are pulling these Father's Day cards off the shelf. 39

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06-14-2018, 08:21 PM
"You're a wonderful husband and father - and I'm so grateful to have you as my partner, my friend; but is you my baby daddy? Time for a DNA test! Happy Father's Day"

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06-14-2018, 08:38 PM
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06-17-2018, 10:00 AM


Happy Father's Day, Mock daddies. I hope you all are celebrated today. I genuinely like all of you and I know you're deserving of a celebration. Enjoy your special day. 27
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06-17-2018, 11:50 AM
I like Mother's Day way better than Father's Day. My husband seems to think because it's father's day I should treat him special.
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06-17-2018, 11:55 AM
We all know what that means. hah
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06-17-2018, 12:38 PM
Thanks Duchess!

Lots of thunder and lightning on the way.

Probably watch the finale of the US Open most of the afternoon.
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06-17-2018, 02:36 PM
It's so hot here like 90deg hot. The trees that gave me shade around my pool are gone and its now direct sun. No freakin way I can stay out there. I'm getting a new umbrella today and want to build a gazebo out there like this.

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06-17-2018, 03:39 PM


A pergola! You'll love it.
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06-17-2018, 04:35 PM
(06-17-2018, 10:00 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Happy Father's Day, Mock daddies. I hope you all are celebrated today. I genuinely like all of you and I know you're deserving of a celebration. Enjoy your special day. 27

I think my Dad enjoyed his special day. He's watching soccer and I ordered some Olive Garden online and picked it up and ate it at home.
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06-17-2018, 05:41 PM
(06-17-2018, 04:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(06-17-2018, 10:00 AM)Duchess Wrote: Happy Father's Day, Mock daddies. I hope you all are celebrated today. I genuinely like all of you and I know you're deserving of a celebration. Enjoy your special day. 27

I think my Dad enjoyed his special day. He's watching soccer and I ordered some Olive Garden online and picked it up and ate it at home.

I miss my dad so much, especially this time of year. First on Father's Day and then on his birthday (June 19th). It's like a double whammy.

It's awful to think about how it's gonna feel on Mother's Day when my mom isn't here. I thought about you and sally and Mags and rams, etc....on Mother's Day this year.

Hoping I won't have to deal with that for at least another 10 years, but my mom keeps smoking like a chimney, downing the Bloody Marys, and eating whatever the hell she wants. Maybe her defiant nature actually works in her favor; that's what I tell myself.

Anyway, I'm glad Mr. McFly Sr. had a good day. I haven't eaten at an Olive Garden in years, but used to like go there with my niece and my parents in Southern California.
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