Bikini clad Swedish policewoman nabs thief

[Maggot]

I will have to dbl check the views on this one later.



An off-duty Swedish police officer gave a pickpocket the shock of his life - when she tackled him to the ground wearing only a bikini.

Mikaela Kellner, a veteran of Swedish Ninja Warrior and police officer of 11 years, was sunbathing in a Stockholm park with friends when the unsuspecting pickpocket approached.

Under the guise of selling magazines for the homeless, the man began talking to the group of bikini-clad women.

It was only after he had left the group that one of her friends realised her mobile phone had vanished.


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[OnBendedKnee]

Pickpocket crime went up 200% that day.

[Carsman]

Where is she hiding her handcuffs?

[Clang McFly]

Time to move to Sweden and start my criminal empire. And they say crime doesn't pay.

[sally]

Where is she hiding her handcuffs?

Tucked between her balls and dick.

[Clang McFly]

Where is she hiding her handcuffs?

Tucked between her balls and dick.

Where the hell is she hiding her balls and dick?

[sally]

Wouldn't you like to know.

[Clang McFly]

Wouldn't you like to know.

Very much so. I need some good tucking tips.

[BigMark]

A "heads up" for you all who may be regular Home Depot
customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam
while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned
out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't
happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls
come over to your car
as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They
both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible
not to
look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say
"No" and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and
they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each
other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen October 4^th, 9^th, 10^th, twice
on the 15^th, 17^th, 20^th, 28^th, three times just yesterday, and very
likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more
wallets.

Again - beware!!

[OnBendedKnee]

Where is she hiding her handcuffs?

Tucked between her balls and dick.

Image blown.

[Clang McFly]

A "heads up" for you all who may be regular Home Depot
customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam
while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned
out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't
happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls
come over to your car
as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They
both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible
not to
look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say
"No" and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and
they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each
other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen October 4^th, 9^th, 10^th, twice
on the 15^th, 17^th, 20^th, 28^th, three times just yesterday, and very
likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more
wallets.

Again - beware!!

Yeah I know those "girls". They used to be my good friends Richard and Johnny. Glad to hear they're getting "ahead" in life.

[BigMark]

You shut your dirty mouth.

[Clang McFly]

I will when Richard and Johnny shut theirs