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Bad Habits I have at Walmart
#41
Put your right paw in put your right paw out...
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#42
"Put your right paw in and shake it all about."
Exhilarating yet disturbing all at the same time.
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#43
Shit wrong thread. I had to delete my post.
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#44
I better not have a nightmare about some cat stealing my ice cream. i would have to bring my new mouser back to the pound.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#45
(08-27-2016, 10:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: I better not have a nightmare about some cat stealing my ice cream. i would have to bring my new mouser back to the pound.

What about a nightmare where your kitty was ice cream?

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#46
How many times can I drop off our cats at the pound (claiming they're "lost") right before we leave for vacation and then have Liz pick them up (claiming they're "found") right after our vacation?
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#47
(08-28-2016, 11:22 AM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: How many times can I drop off our cats at the pound (claiming they're "lost") right before we leave for vacation and then have Liz pick them up (claiming they're "found") right after our vacation?

I've never thought about that trick before. To think of all the money I've wasted taking my dogs to the Pet Paradise. I don't know how long I'd get away with it though before someone wonders who that crazy lady is that keeps bringing in the lost Newfoundland and basset hound.
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#48


I'm telling you straight up, if you do that I'm claiming Max.
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#49
(08-28-2016, 11:31 AM)sally Wrote:
(08-28-2016, 11:22 AM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: How many times can I drop off our cats at the pound (claiming they're "lost") right before we leave for vacation and then have Liz pick them up (claiming they're "found") right after our vacation?

I've never thought about that trick before. To think of all the money I've wasted taking my dogs to the Pet Paradise. I don't know how long I'd get away with it though before someone wonders who that crazy lady is that keeps bringing in the lost Newfoundland and basset hound.

Same trick works at Disneyland with your toddler. One parent drops the kid off as a lost child at lost and found after entering the park. At the end of the day the other parent picks up the child praising, "holy Jesus, I thought he was lost forever!" while singing the praises of those who tended to this 'lost child' throughout the day.
Wonderful way of spending the day at the amusement park and have daycare paid for.
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#50
This reminds me of when we dropped our RV off at Giant Recreation World to get a quote on fixing the slide out and left it there for two years. Then I guess some busy body spotted it out in the back and called the bank we got the loan from and they took it to the auction saying we abandoned it. We had to buy it back, but it was nowhere near the amount of money we would have had to pay for two years of storage.

I never got the message that it was going to be $600 to fix it, I've been waiting on them to get back to me all that time. Then the lady at the bank was like "oh yeah, sure". What a rude nasty lady she was.
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#51
And in one fell swoop an entire generation went belly up.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#52
That's a lot of missed BJ's!
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