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THE FINAL SUNDAY
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#41
09-06-2016, 09:14 PM
You're such a romantic you jack hammer son of a bitch.
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09-06-2016, 09:19 PM
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#43
09-06-2016, 09:24 PM
That's me spreading happiness like a flare in a marshmallow factory.
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#44
09-07-2016, 06:49 PM
Smiley_emoticons_smile

I'll bring the chocolate(HotD) and the graham crackers(sally) and then we can make SMORES!
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#45
09-07-2016, 06:59 PM
Why the fuck am I the graham cracker? Is it because I'm boring and the worst cookie ever created?
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09-07-2016, 07:10 PM
(09-07-2016, 06:59 PM)sally Wrote: Why the fuck am I the graham cracker? Is it because I'm boring and the worst cookie ever created?

No, because graham cracker crumbs. Your attitude can sometimes be a little crumb-y. Anyway graham crackers aren't boring. I love to eat them plain or with cream cheese.
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#47
09-07-2016, 07:13 PM
Sally is chocolate.

HotD is crackers.
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09-07-2016, 07:19 PM
(09-07-2016, 07:13 PM)Cutz Wrote: Sally is chocolate.

HotD is crackers.

Nah, HotD is sweet like chocolate.
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#49
09-07-2016, 07:21 PM
(09-07-2016, 07:13 PM)Cutz Wrote: Sally is chocolate.

HotD is crackers.

Racist.
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#50
09-07-2016, 07:32 PM
(09-07-2016, 07:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(09-07-2016, 07:13 PM)Cutz Wrote: Sally is chocolate.

HotD is crackers.

Nah, HotD is sweet like chocolate.

Thank you, Clang.

If I was gonna make a split out of you all, you'd be the firm ripe banana, sally would be the hot chocolate syrup, Mags would be the whipped cream, and Cutz would be the salty little nutz.

Biggie would be the vanilla ice cream and Duchess or FAHQTOO would be the cherry on top.
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09-07-2016, 07:56 PM
You cannot cook that crap over an open fire, are you stoned, stunned or stupid. This leather jacket I'm trying on gives me the biggest balls............
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09-07-2016, 11:00 PM
(09-07-2016, 07:32 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: you'd be the firm ripe banana

Thank you, HotD.Blowing-kisses
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09-07-2016, 11:23 PM
(09-07-2016, 07:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: This leather jacket I'm trying on gives me the biggest balls............

You're packing a toenail clipper with a sharp little file in that jacket pocket, I bet.
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09-08-2016, 05:19 AM
(09-07-2016, 07:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: This leather jacket I'm trying on gives me the biggest balls............


I can see how that happens. I tried on a pair of jeans recently and thought they gave me the biggest ass.
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#55
09-08-2016, 09:46 PM
(09-07-2016, 07:10 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Your attitude can sometimes be a little crumb-y.

Oh, you think my attitude is crumby? The next time you come across a graham cracker you can stick it up your fat crumby ass.
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09-09-2016, 06:38 PM
(09-08-2016, 09:46 PM)sally Wrote:
(09-07-2016, 07:10 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Your attitude can sometimes be a little crumb-y.

Oh, you think my attitude is crumby? The next time you come across a graham cracker you can stick it up your fat crumby ass.

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09-09-2016, 08:32 PM
I might have used "cottage cheese" there but crumbly works.
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09-09-2016, 11:30 PM
(09-09-2016, 08:32 PM)Maggot Wrote: I might have used "cottage cheese" there but crumbly works.

Cottage cheese works well with sour cream.
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09-10-2016, 11:38 AM
(09-09-2016, 11:30 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(09-09-2016, 08:32 PM)Maggot Wrote: I might have used "cottage cheese" there but crumbly works.

Cottage cheese works well with sour cream.

No it doesn't you two fisted cup drinker.
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09-10-2016, 11:51 AM


Cottage cheese mixed with Ricotta is wonderful in lasagna.
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