If Mock were a country...

[sally]

Hmm....
The HoTD/Dono ticket or Maggot/clang... Tough choice for sure.

Two granola eating bastards that want to let a bunch of terrorists in the country and give my money to people that don't like to work or a stoned guy and a cross dresser. As usual the choices stink , but I think it's clear who the lesser evil is.

[HairOfTheDog]

You'll be touching up my speeches and spellchecking them. Since I've been writing letters at work I've grown a lot more confident in my writing ability.

Works for me.


Clang's draft -- rally speech intro:
"Dear fellow Americans, I'd like to tell you about my visions and plans to make our great community an even better place for ourselves and future Mockers."

HOTD's touched-up, spell-checked rally speech intro:
"My fellow Americans (along with all of you hard-working, law-abiding, undocumented, lurkers and immigrants) -- whether you be black as the night, whiter than white, brown as a bear, or redder than Cher -- if you elect me, Clang Mary McFly, to lead this land that I love, I will stand with each and every one of YOU. I will stand beside YOU. And guide YOU. Through the night with the light from above. Together we can and WE WILL make our great community an EVEN freer and more prosperous place. Together we can and WE WILL pave the way for children all over the world to enjoy a more accepting, more color blind, more tolerant, and more loving Mock future! How, you ask, how would a President Clang transform our virtual community and indeed the entire world? Well, I'm prepared to tell you just that, right here today. Please stand, Mockers, and allow me to introduce my 4-point sure fire plan.

First off, you put your right foot in..."

[Clang McFly]

You'll be touching up my speeches and spellchecking them. Since I've been writing letters at work I've grown a lot more confident in my writing ability.

Works for me.


Clang's draft -- rally speech intro:
"Dear fellow Americans, I'd like to tell you about my visions and plans to make our great community an even better place for ourselves and future Mockers."

HOTD's touched-up, spell-checked rally speech intro:
"My fellow Americans (along with all of you hard-working, law-abiding, undocumented, lurkers and immigrants) -- whether you be black as the night, whiter than white, brown as a bear, or redder than Cher -- if you elect me, Clang Mary McFly, to lead this land that I love, I will stand with each and every one of YOU. I will stand beside YOU. And guide YOU. Through the night with the light from above. Together we can and WE WILL make our great community an EVEN freer and more prosperous place. Together we can and WE WILL pave the way for children all over the world to enjoy a more accepting, more color blind, more tolerant, and more loving Mock future! How, you ask, how would a President Clang transform our virtual community and indeed the entire world? Well, I'm prepared to tell you just that, right here today. Please stand, Mockers, and allow me to introduce my 4-point sure fire plan.

First off, you put your right foot in..."

Maybe you should be President-Empress instead of me. Color me impressed.

[Donovan]

Shhh. Go make me some antipasto.

You're not allowed to have antipasto, you're a vegetarian. None for you. Or your freak boyfriend Donovan.

You ain't getting any of this, quit begging.

No antipasto for you or your whore bride. Don't try to make this about me.

Shows how much you know, I am totally the whore in that scenario. HotD is a classy broad.

[sally]

Shhh. Go make me some antipasto.

You're not allowed to have antipasto, you're a vegetarian. None for you. Or your freak boyfriend Donovan.

You ain't getting any of this, quit begging.

No antipasto for you or your whore bride. Don't try to make this about me.

Shows how much you know, I am totally the whore in that scenario. HotD is a classy broad.

Where the fuck do you see HotD's name anywhere? I was talking about Duchess. Duchess is the whore that likes antipasto.

[HairOfTheDog]

Hmm....
The HoTD/Dono ticket or Maggot/clang... Tough choice for sure.

I'd need to hear where you stand on the issues-

1. Should Clang wear white after Labor Day?

2. What is the emergency plan if Love Child falls off the mountain?

3. Will there be educational opportunities available, such as a cooking class for Duchess?

I think of Mock like a democratic little community with Duchess and Maggot as the chief administrators. Luckily, they're not big on regulation or rules and make it look easy to keep it running smoothly. I'd elect to keep them both in charge if Mock expanded into country size.

So, as a community voter only...

1. Clang should never wear white, in my opinion. He's too colorful a character.

2. I'd propose that a very cool, attractive and sensual man be on Mock call in her area and ready for immediate action if Love Child needs or wants to be picked up in the wild. We could pay him in homemade pickles from Maggot's stock or moonshine from F.U.'s supply of strange brew. But, there would probably be no shortage of volunteers.

3. Duchess is good about informing/educating herself and asking questions, in regards to cooking and all else, just as a matter of course. I really like that about her and most of the other regulars. I learn from everybody here almost daily and think the educational opportunities should remain free and at will.

However, if education was to become more formal in Mockxico, Sally and Mo would make great and entertaining culinary instructors (if they could stay sober long enough). Six could offer up outdoor survival lessons. Donovan could be the literary guru. You could be a fun teacher of arts and crafts. Rams has managed to get through so much in the last few years, she'd probably make a good family counselor. Gunnar and Aussie could head the music appreciation courses. Biggie could be the air sports instructor and Kid could be the golf coach. Cars could be the professor of snake-charming, MS could head up Sex Ed, and Crash would be great teaching international relations.

[Love Child]

Shoot, I might have to change my vote to HotD afterall! Duchess, want to head up foreign affairs?

[Duchess]

Duchess, want to head up foreign affairs?

Thanks for thinking of me but I'm retiring. I want to hangout by the pool, ride my horses and sleep until the sun comes up.

[Carsman]

Duchess, want to head up foreign affairs?

Thanks for thinking of me but I'm retiring. I want to hangout by the pool, ride my horses and sleep until the sun comes up.

3:40am, the sun comes up early in your area!

[Clang McFly]

1. Clang should never wear white, in my opinion. He's too colorful a character.

And white makes all those chicken wing stains really stand out.

[Duchess]

3:40am, the sun comes up early in your area!

I didn't want to be up at that time but it's been that way all week. I have bronchitis and my barking woke me up.

[Carsman]

3:40am, the sun comes up early in your area!

I didn't want to be up at that time but it's been that way all week. I have bronchitis and my barking woke me up.

They say peppermint schnapps is good for that sort of thing.

I really don't know, as I don't like any schnapps.

[aussiefriend]

Thank you HoTD, I thought you were going to call me the town drunk, so thank you.

[Blindgreed1]

3:40am, the sun comes up early in your area!

I didn't want to be up at that time but it's been that way all week. I have bronchitis and my barking woke me up.

Grape Seed Extract (GSE) works great. Mix it up with a small amount of your favorite juice every 8 hours and you should be good to go in no time.

[sally]

Yeah your cough will be gone, but you'll be shitting your brains out.

[Carsman]

Well at least the schnapps would make her "feel really good"!

Cough be damed.

[Blindgreed1]

Yeah your cough will be gone, but you'll be shitting your brains out.

I've never had that problem with GSE. I follow the instructions. 20 drops of GSE isn't enough to affect your bowels.

[Duchess]

Oh Lordy, now it's not just poop, but my poop. Oh God.

[Blindgreed1]

Oh Lordy, now it's not just poop, but my poop. Oh God.

Actually, I think it's Sally's poop. Mine's fine. If yours is okay then it's just Sally.

[Duchess]

I would never discuss this face to face.