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#881
11-29-2022, 11:44 AM
(11-29-2022, 10:49 AM)Duchess Wrote: I'm looking for reindeer poop & coal.

Um, like the gag gifts, or actually poop and coal?
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#882
11-29-2022, 11:51 AM
The candy. Gold coins too. Chocolate.
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#883
11-29-2022, 12:37 PM
Well I'm sure CG has enough baking and Christmas craft crap in her house to make you 1000 decorative goody bags of it.
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#884
11-29-2022, 01:07 PM
(11-29-2022, 12:37 PM)sally Wrote: Well I'm sure CG has enough baking and Christmas craft crap in her house to make you 1000 decorative goody bags of it.

Wait,  what?  Where did you see that I offered this shit?
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#885
11-29-2022, 06:47 PM
(11-29-2022, 01:07 PM)cannongal Wrote:
(11-29-2022, 12:37 PM)sally Wrote: Well I'm sure CG has enough baking and Christmas craft crap in her house to make you 1000 decorative goody bags of it.

Wait,  what?  Where did you see that I offered this shit

Why wouldn't you?
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#886
11-30-2022, 03:35 AM
(11-29-2022, 11:44 AM)cannongal Wrote:
(11-29-2022, 10:49 AM)Duchess Wrote: I'm looking for reindeer poop & coal.

Um, like the gag gifts, or actually poop and coal?

(11-29-2022, 11:51 AM)Duchess Wrote: The candy. Gold coins too. Chocolate.
I loved those gold chocolate coins.
Reindeer poop is just choc covered raisins. Coal....hmmm try Almond Roca brand chocolate mounds. Made bt Brown and Haley

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#887
12-10-2022, 01:55 PM
"Hey Griswold, where do you think you're going to put a tree that big?"

"Bend over, I'll show you."

I know it's coming and it cracks me up every time.
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12-10-2022, 03:07 PM
(12-10-2022, 01:55 PM)Duchess Wrote: "Hey Griswold, where do you think you're going to put a tree that big?"

"Bend over, I'll show you."

I know it's coming and it cracks me up every time.

What are you doing Chistmas day?
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#889
12-10-2022, 06:22 PM
Shitting ornaments?
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12-10-2022, 10:58 PM
I'll stick one up my ass
as long as its not glass!

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#891
12-10-2022, 10:59 PM
I'm just kidding
probably
and omg I just laughed
and my mom is in the other room wondering what I laughed about

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#892
12-10-2022, 11:19 PM
Please don't steal baby Jesus and put him up your ass. I saw that posted on a nativity display today. What is the world coming to when you have to put up a sign like that.
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12-10-2022, 11:40 PM
Ass Jesus for forgiveness!
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#894
12-10-2022, 11:45 PM
I suddenly don't feel the same anymore when you talk about nativity sets

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12-11-2022, 12:00 AM
We put up our Christmas Tree yesterday, as well as put out all our other inside and outside decorations. 

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!   Santaani Mini xmas tree Angel Harp
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#896
12-11-2022, 12:10 AM
I bought a fake tree for the first time ever. It's flocked and snowed and has white lights. It's very pretty, why have I been buying real ones all of my life? I guess because I felt like it was a tradition, my parents always got real Christmas trees.
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12-11-2022, 01:17 AM
(12-11-2022, 12:10 AM)sally Wrote: I bought a fake tree for the first time ever. It's flocked and snowed and has white lights. It's very pretty, why have I been buying real ones all of my life? I guess because I felt like it was a tradition, my parents always got real Christmas trees.

Yes tradition, we used to buy live trees when our kids were young. 
We all went and picked out our perfect tree each year, many times we 
froze our butts off, but it was tradition. (Fun too)
After they grew up, it was easier and less messy needles to clean up 
from the live trees we graduated to the artificial trees.  Mini xmas tree

Over the years they became more real looking and then even came with lights.
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12-11-2022, 03:17 AM
(12-10-2022, 10:58 PM)MirahM Wrote: I'll stick one up my ass
as long as its not glass!

I put a Christmas star on the end of my cock. Oh Holy Fright!
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12-11-2022, 05:04 AM
That poor mistreated rooster, call ASPCA!
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12-11-2022, 08:21 AM
I like fruitcake.
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