Dreams interpreted by "Aunty Flow"

[Clang McFly]

Clang, I don't mean to pull rank on you here, but my drunken posts are probably some of the best posts ever in Mock! I mean, who else in here can claim to have been kicked out of Lady Cops Cell Block by Sphincter Cop? That's right, I am the sole recipient of that honor.

So please sit down you are embarrassing yourself.

Yes, ma'am.

*sits with my face in Aussie's hairy vagina*

Fixed it.

[aussiefriend]

You did call your pubes a beard. I remember very clearly.

Oh I did not. Stop twisting my words. Anyway, what is this? An ambush? One of the great 'gotcha' moments in history?

[HairOfTheDog]

I remember you calling it a beard too aussie, and Gunnar riding you about that for a couple of months.

You also referred to it as a map of Tasmania, which I'd never heard before.

And you have the audacity to criticize Clang over his unwillingness to invest in updating his hair style when you can buy a dozen Lady Gillette razors for less than $10 USD. For shame.

[sally]

Anyway, what is this? An ambush?

So that's what you're calling it now? Makes sense as I'm sure you could trap something down there in that jungle.

[BigMark]

[aussiefriend]

I cannot believe HoTD is jumping onboard the aussie bashing train. If I was referring to a map of Tasmania it's generally speaking not specifically to anyone just people except obviously Kim"it's art"K.

[Carsman]

So, do people dream in CO L O R ?

[sally]

I cannot believe HoTD is jumping onboard the aussie bashing train.

I don't know if I'd call this bashing. It's only pubic hair Aussie, it's not like were making fun of your physical features. One razor or maybe five and a pair of scissors in your case and it could be done with.

[HairOfTheDog]

I cannot believe HoTD is jumping onboard the aussie bashing train. If I was referring to a map of Tasmania it's generally speaking not specifically to anyone just people except obviously Kim"it's art"K.

I'd never bash your bush, aussie. Promise.

[Blindgreed1]

I cannot believe HoTD is jumping onboard the aussie bashing train. If I was referring to a map of Tasmania it's generally speaking not specifically to anyone just people except obviously Kim"it's art"K.

I cannot believe you are trying to deny it.

[Maggot]

The "burning bush" dream can have many levels of meaning.

[BigMark]

Things are going wild down under.

[Blindgreed1]

Things are growing wild down under.

Fixed.

[Clang McFly]

Things are growing wild down under.

Fixed.

[aussiefriend]

The "burning bush" dream can have many levels of meaning.

This has so gotten out of hand, this is your fault and you are inciting others. There should be a law.

[MirahM]

There were multiple dream threads. I chose this one.

I was in the place I live and the city I am currently in, and this girl I know was driving a truck, but the front was like a golf cart and there was no windshield or engine in the front so when she went over a bump I fell out and I had a cat I had to hang on to!

There was some guy in the back seat and she stopped at a gas station-which there isn't really one where I live so it was weird, but she said he could get out and get whatever he needed. And then we continued driving around the lake and there were pirates in boats-oh we were on our way to the stadium for a football game. There is also no stadium where I live, but there is one here in my sisters town. So we passed the pirate boats and we all said, "aaaaaarrrrrrr!"

Earlier in the dream I was in this big house and I had a parrot and my cat. The parrot was the one I had growing up. And then I came back to the cage and someone had left the door open-and my parrot was gone and in the cage were a bunch of birds, one was trying to get out as I closed the door and I grabbed it, and there were people nearby and I thought, "Yeah I know I'll probably get bird flu!"
So then I was walking around looking for my parrot and a couple of other people were too.
At one point I grabbed what I thought was another bird and when I showed it to someone it was a cat and they all looked at me like I was crazy-which they were all doing already anyway and I decided it was probably time to go to bed.

[Duchess]

  More! I want to read more!

[sally]

Well this was an entertaining read 

[sally]

Things are going wild down under.