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RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread
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04-27-2017, 04:47 PM
LOL, It really was a nice weekend. I think we were only out of the room for about 3 hrs Friday night and maybe 6 hrs total on Saturday. They kicked us out at 10 sunday so I brought her home to meet the roomies, thumbs up all round. She will be back here Sunday for at least a week
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04-27-2017, 05:45 PM
Still waiting for my replacement debit card(the PIN number arrived yesterday) and for the dentist to call so I can make an appointment for my permanent crown. Hope it takes less than the 3 hours it took to install my temporary crown.

Going to a Ballast Point beer tasting tomorrow night. Poker and Pool Saturday night.

And lastly, going to be trying Viagra for the first time.....as soon as my poker buddies and my millionaire friend comes up from Florida and me and my buddies hit the strip club. $5 for one pill....is that cheap? Or am I paying too much?
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04-27-2017, 05:55 PM
You'll have to ask Cars ^
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04-27-2017, 07:41 PM
(04-27-2017, 05:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Still waiting for my replacement debit card(the PIN number arrived yesterday) and for the dentist to call so I can make an appointment for my permanent crown. Hope it takes less than the 3 hours it took to install my temporary crown.

Going to a Ballast Point beer tasting tomorrow night. Poker and Pool Saturday night.

And lastly, going to be trying Viagra for the first time.....as soon as my poker buddies and my millionaire friend comes up from Florida and me and my buddies hit the strip club. $5 for one pill....is that cheap? Or am I paying too much?



You're getting a bargain, if they are legit! Usually $10 ea for script pills.
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04-27-2017, 11:28 PM
(04-27-2017, 07:41 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(04-27-2017, 05:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Still waiting for my replacement debit card(the PIN number arrived yesterday) and for the dentist to call so I can make an appointment for my permanent crown. Hope it takes less than the 3 hours it took to install my temporary crown.

Going to a Ballast Point beer tasting tomorrow night. Poker and Pool Saturday night.

And lastly, going to be trying Viagra for the first time.....as soon as my poker buddies and my millionaire friend comes up from Florida and me and my buddies hit the strip club. $5 for one pill....is that cheap? Or am I paying too much?



You're getting a bargain, if they are legit! Usually $10 ea for script pills.

I'm buying it from one of my poker buddies. I trust him. More than the pill. I really hope I don't have any problems like having to have a needle or worse stuck in my penis if the erection lasts longer than it should. If I do I'll give you guys all the gory details.
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04-28-2017, 04:37 AM


Why are you taking Viagra? I know the answer seems obvious but how do you even know? I think Sally should send you titty pix so you can find out for sure if Viagra is necessary.
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04-28-2017, 08:17 AM
$5 is a deal for a street buy, you WILL know if its real. Take it an hour before "required". It WILL put lead in your pencil so you will need someone to write to.
Your going to be thinking about it, "Is it working?" so be ready to be running around with wood.
If you decide to take the plunge go online to the Canadian pharmacy, best deals around and Legit
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04-28-2017, 11:20 AM
(04-28-2017, 08:17 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: It WILL put lead in your pencil so you will need someone to write to.


hah

Good luck, Mr. McFly. I hope you've got a love letter in ya.
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04-28-2017, 11:50 AM
If planning on having sex for the first time with a stripper you're also going to need some cocaine. Strippers love that stuff.
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04-28-2017, 11:53 AM
(04-28-2017, 11:50 AM)sally Wrote: If planning on having sex for the first time with a stripper


If that's the case, I hope she takes him firmly in hand and gives him the time of his life.

Clang, tell her you're a virgin. Seriously. Tell her it's your first time and hopefully she'll give you an unforgettable experience...in a good way.
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04-28-2017, 01:22 PM
Either that or she will steal his wallet, watch and keys
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04-28-2017, 02:10 PM


I thought about starting a thread about our own death. I decided against it.
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04-28-2017, 02:49 PM
Interesting, came close a couple times. Still here though
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04-28-2017, 02:55 PM
(04-28-2017, 02:49 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Interesting, came close a couple times. Still here though


Do you think it's a depressing subject? I thought it could be interesting if people have a story to tell but I didn't want to be a buzzkill by having people think about death. I don't normally second guess myself. BOOM I just let 'er rip.
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04-28-2017, 04:02 PM
The only depressing part at least for me is the number of friends and connections that are dieing from cancer. Just lost another one this week, she was 32 and I have known her since she was 12
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04-28-2017, 04:35 PM


Cancer is the bitch that everyone knows, in some form anyway. Friends, family, co-workers, friend of a friend, etc.
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04-28-2017, 09:08 PM
(04-28-2017, 04:35 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Cancer is the bitch that everyone knows, in some form anyway. Friends, family, co-workers, friend of a friend, etc.

You never kill Cancer, you only go in "remission". At some point you forgive it and continue living life. Its not a death sentence but some people believe that. Besides, what else are you gonna do? Not continue living? There is no "choice". What would you do if you knew a bus would whack you at some point? It's all irrelevant actually. I sometimes think everyone is in remission at some point, it's not for the "faint of heart".
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04-28-2017, 10:01 PM
I have a friend that is my age and was diagnosed with leukemia. The treatment for it was so aggressive that she had to stay in the hospital for almost two months. It's now in remission, but there is always that thought that it's going to come back.

Prior to that she had breast cancer and they found something on her ovaries too and did a hysterectomy. I think she's just one of those people with the cancer genes.
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04-28-2017, 11:01 PM
(04-28-2017, 04:37 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Why are you taking Viagra? I know the answer seems obvious but how do you even know? I think Sally should send you titty pix so you can find out for sure if Viagra is necessary.

Its necessary. Last time I went to the strip club I felt tingly, but had no chub. The strippers were all like "Are you ok?" Are you sure your ok?" I was embarrassed. I WAS excited to see them. Little Clang just wasn't up to performing.

Or could be I can't get it up because I'm tired and stressed out from being miserable at work and hating my job and knowing I can't quit until I find another one, which is next to impossible with my limited skills and at almost 44 years of age.

Or maybe I really am a fat fuck loser, who also may or may not be gay and doesn't want to find out the answer.
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04-28-2017, 11:10 PM
(04-28-2017, 11:50 AM)sally Wrote: If planning on having sex for the first time with a stripper you're also going to need some cocaine. Strippers love that stuff.

Yeah, sex with a stripper. Yeah right. I'm a fat fuck loser supporting a lazy fuck and an elderly Dad who can't even practice what he preaches. I don't have thousands of dollars to bribe a hooker into sex with me.
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