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ASK SALLY ANYTHING
You ever had your forehead banged into a cabinet during hot buttery monkey love?
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(07-18-2021, 03:21 PM)Duchess Wrote: Sally, is there a way to toast garlic bread on the grill? I don't want to fire up my range.

Yeah, you just put it on the side away from the direct flames and flip it here and there to assure its not burning.
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(08-05-2021, 06:57 PM)BigMark Wrote: You ever had your forehead banged into a cabinet during hot buttery monkey love?

Yes.
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(08-05-2021, 06:46 PM)Duchess Wrote: Sally, can you explain this?


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Fuck no. But Mark seems to think it's to cushion your head during sex.
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(08-05-2021, 09:02 PM)sally Wrote:
(08-05-2021, 06:46 PM)Duchess Wrote: Sally, can you explain this?


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Fuck no. But Mark seems to think it's to cushion your head during sex.

It reminds me of my old padded cell in the loony bin.






(Just kidding. I've had a few close calls, but never ended up there....yet.)
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I bet Sally has an exquisite head cushion.
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Hey Sal, I have some sweet new butlers pantry pics for you. Over you you Smiley_emoticons_fies
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Sally, I just bought a bale of paper towels, Bounty, it's the only kind I use. I cut open the bale and began to put them with the few I have left and the new ones are nearly half the size than the previous ones. Nothing has changed! Same brand, same amount, yet they are smaller than the ones I put there a few months ago. What the hell is up with that?
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The Biden economy.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(08-09-2021, 02:10 PM)Maggot Wrote: The Biden economy.

It's Trump's fault, you domestic terrorist! The_Villagers
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Everything is doing that the manufacturers are blatantly doing it on everything 1-inflation 2-The dollar is not worth what it was. 

Gotta print more right?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(08-09-2021, 12:52 PM)Duchess Wrote: Sally, I just bought a bale of paper towels, Bounty, it's the only kind I use. I cut open the bale and began to put them with the few I have left and the new ones are nearly half the size than the previous ones. Nothing has changed! Same brand, same amount, yet they are smaller than the ones I put there a few months ago. What the hell is up with that?

Smaller, more efficient, quicker picker upper. Thank you President Biden!
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hah............Clang you are a treasure.  hah
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(08-09-2021, 07:26 PM)Maggot Wrote: hah............Clang you are a treasure.  hah

Thank you. Blowing-kisses
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Sally, you said you like potatoes, does that include tater tots?
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Did Sally recover from the snake bite?
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She was pullin' our leg.   52
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(09-08-2021, 05:30 PM)Duchess Wrote: Sally, you said you like potatoes, does that include tater tots?

Yes, love those unhealthy little suckers with vinegar.
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(09-08-2021, 05:33 PM)MirahM Wrote: Did Sally recover from the snake bite?

Yes I'm still kicking.
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