ASK SALLY ANYTHING

[sally]

Gonorrhea, it's fairly easy to clear up. I don't vote, never have. You wouldn't catch me contributing to that charade. But that's a time when people just didn't seem to be this retarded and insane. I know they always were, but not this bad.

[Maggot]

He just thinks both parties are the same but actually they are more separated than ham and chicken.

[sally]

That's what I always thought which is why I didn't bother voting. They argue about this and that and act like they're doing something in the public's interest, but in the end they're all in the same boat. Fuck voting. But since Trump and covid and the age of social media it seems everyone has gone fucking insane. DeSantis is not insane so he has my vote for Florida. Or even president, but he has stated he has no interest in that. I wouldn't mind Rand Paul either,  he's sensible and boring like his father, so like his father has no chance.

[rothschild]

He just thinks both parties are the same but actually they are more separated than ham and chicken.

You're in denial re systemic corruption -- I'm not. You think we can vote our way out of this mess -- I don't.

Good luck.

[sally]

You can't vote your way out, but it makes some difference. Living in California with Govenor Newscum would be way worse.

[rothschild]

You can't vote your way out, but it makes some difference. Living in California with Govenor Newscum would be way worse.

"Do as I say, not as I do" Newscum?

Time for pitchforks and torches.

[Duchess]

 I didn't bother voting. Fuck voting. 

You've said this for as long as I've known you, yet you complain about a variety of things you don't agree with and nearly always end your complaints with "I don't vote. Fuck voting".

[sally]

That's not true, there's a hundred Obama threads and you won't find me complaining in any of them. I think the only thing I complained about was the increase in my taxes.The only time I voted was this last time for Trump against Biden. Normally I don't give a shit which of the two assholes wins, but this time I did and according to many the election was stolen. So that's what I get for voting.

[Duchess]

Sally! You won't believe this, or maybe you will. Yeah, probably. Why in the world would the FDA have to come out and tell people not to cook their chicken in NyQuil? God help us all.

[sally]

I had to look it up. I guess it's like when the kids were eating laundry pods. Fucking idiots.

[Duchess]

I don't know why some people can't have even the most basic of common sense. I used to crack jokes about this kind of thing, but now it makes me a tiny bit fearful given they walk among us.

[BigMark]

And drive.

[Duchess]

That too!

[Duchess]

Sally, have you ever used a Magic Eraser?

[Clang McFly]

Sally, have you ever used a Magic Eraser?

Is that a euphemism for dildo?

[BigMark]

No, go chip your teeth in a different thread.

[sally]

Sally, have you ever used a Magic Eraser?

It works good for dirt on walls and baseboards, but the damn thing disintegrates in a minute.

[Duchess]

Noted. I've never used one, but I have a friend who talks about how useful she's found them to be.

[sally]

They work, they just don't last long. I guess it depends on what and how much of what you're cleaning.

[Duchess]

I know one of the things she uses it for is to keep her sneakers nice & white.