ASK SALLY ANYTHING

[Duchess]

That looks lovely. That crusty bread tho--nomnomnom.

I wish I didn't like bread so much.

[sally]

I could just eat that bread all day long with nothing but a slice of tomato and a sprinkle of salt and pepper. It's probably a good thing that I don't have any bakeries in my area that have good bread like that.

[rothschild]

Idk,  I could see putting it in a little crock on the board,  but the pictures I saw when I looked it up had a layer of butter smeared all over the board.  I'm not really fond of wooden cutting boards anyway,  I always picture mold and bacteria in the porous wood.  I usually soak my boards in bleach before throwing them in the dishwasher.    My grandmother used to do that and she lived to the ripe old age of 92.   Of course,  she had alzheimers and tried to feed my kids her heart pills once, and called them candy, but still, 92!

Aren't you supposed to keep them oiled?

[cannongal]

Idk,  I don't own any wooden ones.    I buy those cheap ass chopping mats from dollar tree and replace them every few months.

[Clang McFly]

Idk,  I could see putting it in a little crock on the board,  but the pictures I saw when I looked it up had a layer of butter smeared all over the board.  I'm not really fond of wooden cutting boards anyway,  I always picture mold and bacteria in the porous wood.  I usually soak my boards in bleach before throwing them in the dishwasher.    My grandmother used to do that and she lived to the ripe old age of 92.   Of course,  she had alzheimers and tried to feed my kids her heart pills once, and called them candy, but still, 92!

Aren't you supposed to keep them oiled?

My mom had wooden cutting boards. I never saw her oil them.

[Duchess]

I once had a butcher block island and that puppy needed to be oiled. I had it on a schedule

[BigMark]

Honey oil was my favorite.

[Duchess]

Sally, why are women bleaching their eyebrows? Have you seen it?

[sally]

I used to clean for an old lady who dyed her eyebrows black and they looked ridiculous, but I have not seen any young women doing it. I do see where they fill them in with a pencil and overdo it though, that looks equally ridiculous.

[sally]

I was blessed with perfect, dark eyebrows and so were my two oldest kids, poor Jayne took after my husband and got funky looking eyebrows.

[BigMark]

because black eyebrows and blond hair look stupid.

[aussiefriend]

because black eyebrows and blond hair look stupid.

Oh my God Mark, that is so not true. You see, I hate it when guys comment on 'secret-women's-business'. You don't know, you just don't know.

[sally]

Yeah take Chang for example, he has blonde hair and his eyebrows look like he has a caterpillar on his forehead.

[aussiefriend]

ewww like that Idaho killer, 'bushy eyebrows'.

[MirahM]

because black eyebrows and blond hair look stupid.

Oh my God Mark, that is so not true. You see, I hate it when guys comment on 'secret-women's-business'. You don't know, you just don't know.

I do too, but srsly, dying eyebrows? Come on. What is the reason most women do this shit anyway? They may say its for themselves, but it is usually for others.

[Clang McFly]

Yeah take Chang for example, he has blonde hair and his eyebrows look like he has a caterpillar on his forehead.

Light brown eyebrows with a light brown and gray beard.

[aussiefriend]

You put the Connie in Chung

[Duchess]

My bones hurt, Sally. Why?

[sally]

[Duchess]

Maybe hurt is too strong a word. Stiff might be more appropriate. Stiff & uncomfortable.