ASK SALLY ANYTHING

[sally]

I think I should just kill him or hope he dies from covid. Seriously though, I married him when I was a child at the age of 16 and people kind of change from that age. We are so close to our kids though and they think us two assholes should be together for eternity. We are their weird disfunctional parents that they love and can't imagine any other way.

[MirahM]

I gave up when you said you were building a 2^nd house. Is that done yet?

I hope you can find some more fun and happiness in your life.

[pyropappy]

I think I should just kill him or hope he dies from covid. Seriously though, I married him when I was a child at the age of 16 and people kind of change from that age. We are so close to our kids though and they think us two assholes should be together for eternity. We are their weird disfunctional parents that they love and can't imagine any other way.

I understand, but the time is coming when the kids have their own lives and mom, and dad aren't as important. Just be ready with solutions when that day comes. The scout's motto - be prepared.

[sally]

I gave up when you said you were building a 2^nd house. Is that done yet?

I hope you can find some more fun and happiness in your life.

It's not even close to breaking ground. I was hoping to build the new house so he could get the fuck out of here and I stay here. I sold my childhood house towards it. That's still the plan, but the future is uncertain. We can't even get the permit because they are backed up 6 months, nevermind the supplies and labor.

[MirahM]

Ugh.

A friend is doing a kitchen remodel and she calls me every weekend with an update and what wasn't available or contractors getting sick or whatever.

I'm like "Duh"

[crash]

Question: Sally, why haven’t you posted your puppies in the ‘50 year old boobies’ thread for comparison?

[pyropappy]

Question: Sally, why haven’t you posted your puppies in the ‘50 year old boobies’ thread for comparison?

I guess you'll just have to wait 4 years, or start a new thread "Do you want to see 46-year-old boobs?" If I get a vote, I vote for showing the 46-year-old boobs now.

[Duchess]

Sally, what do you like to do? What are your interests? Do you like decor and puttering around your home? 

[sally]

Yes I do enjoy decor and putzing around the house lol.

[Duchess]

I do too. I like making my home welcoming & comfortable. I'm not a minimalist like you, but I do have a place for everything and I like all my stuff.

[rothschild]

Yes I do enjoy decor and putzing around the house lol.

I think you need to start putzing around OUTSIDE of the house -- on a regular basis!

Do you like gambling?

[sally]

No, I don't really like gambling and can't understand how people can get addicted to it. I don't go to casinos often, but when I do I'll splurge a thousand bucks, but that's it.

[rothschild]

I think you should start leaning jiu-jitsu.

[sally]

Been there done that, I'm a black belt.

[rothschild]

Been there done that, I'm a black belt.

For real?

How about karate?

[Duchess]

Been there done that, I'm a black belt.

She's a dentist too.

[MirahM]

Fuck yeah

[Clang McFly]

Been there done that, I'm a black belt.

She's a dentist too.

Karate Dentist. sally will Karate chop your teeth right out of your mouth. All your teeth, not just the one that needed to come out. 

[sally]

Been there done that, I'm a black belt.

She's a dentist too.

Karate Dentist. sally will Karate chop your teeth right out of your mouth. All your teeth, not just the one that needed to come out. 

When I was a kid my mom used to tell me that she's going to smack the teeth out of the back of head. She never did it and I knew it was just talk. Following the tradition I say it to my kids too sometimes 

[sally]

Been there done that, I'm a black belt.

For real? 

How about karate? 

I was just joking before everyone accuses me of being a filthy liar. I did dabble in some wrestling before and I'm kind of good at it, that is true. That was when I was a teenager in school for an elective, I dont know about now.