ASK SALLY ANYTHING

[Clang McFly]

My husband went to a barber and he trimmed his eyebrows without asking. It was really noticeable because at work one of the guys pinched his ass and said nice eyebrows. He looked like a trasvestite for about 3 months.

I get my eyebrows trimmed when I get a haircut at Sports Clips. They don't trim them to look girly. They trim my bushy half German eyebrows to look very manly.

[Duchess]

Sally, your thread is dying because you tried to turn it into a money making machine.

[BigMark]

Is she hobbling down to the licker store for ciggies and beer, making all the old men crazy wanting some cripple lovin?

[sally]

Sally, your thread is dying because you tried to turn it into a money making machine.

That’s what greed will get you.

[Duchess]

Money is the root of all evil.   

[MirahM]

No, the love of money.

[BlueTiki]

Sally, your thread is dying because you tried to turn it into a money making machine.

Nah . . . Mock is suffering from entitlement syndrome.

We got comfortable getting the milk for free.

(And "No", you bastards . . . I am not implying Sally is a cow . . . or her milk is homo.)

[aussiefriend]

Money is the root of all evil.   

No it's not. It's the love of money. People who are like that are the most annoying irritating repulsive people if you are not like that.

It's not bad to have money or lots of it, it's bad if you are a greedy Scrooge moneygrubber.

Everyone I know from my youth is rich, except for me.

[Duchess]

Sally, how much tuna fish is too much tuna fish?

[sally]

I didn’t eat it while I was pregnant because of the mercury, but other than that I think you’re safe to eat it daily without worrying about mercury poisoning. The light tuna has less mercury than the albacore because it’s a smaller fish.

[Clang McFly]

I didn’t eat it while I was pregnant because of the mercury, but other than that I think you’re safe to eat it daily without worrying about mercury poisoning. The light tuna has less mercury than the albacore because it’s a smaller fish.

Light tuna sucks. I'll gladly eat more mercury in my albacore tuna while listening to Freddy Mercury.

[sally]

Albacore is way better.

[Clang McFly]

Albacore is way better.

[BigMark]

We got into a school of Albacore fishing in Mexico, it was like warfare. I didn't have the right gear and couldn't get one in the boat. When finally I did was shocked at how small it was compared to the fight. The belly was fucking delicious!

[Duchess]

Sally, aren't you the person I know who bought the flat garden hose? Are you happy with it?

[sally]

I hate that fucking thing. If you try to sit it down it spins around squirting water all over the place like a fucking chicken with its head cut off.

[Clang McFly]

I hate that fucking thing. If you try to sit it down it spins around squirting water all over the place like a fucking chicken with its head cut off.

Sounds like my old man penis.

[Duchess]

I hate that fucking thing. 

Thanks, that's all I needed to hear.

Do you have an olive oil sprayer?

[Duchess]

I forgot I was even interested in an olive oil sprayer.

Sally, why would the birds prefer one birdbath over another? This is so strange to me. They are in the same general area.

[sally]

Because they want to go to the one that all the cool birds go to, only losers hang out at the other bird bath. How the fuck am I supposed to know?