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Ah yes the weekend. Did I tell you about last weekend where I went to a strip club that didn't serve alcohol and called itself a juice bar? $2 lapdances, $4 for a bottle of water(or 2 for $6). $30 for one song in a private room, but you were expected to tip them $30....so really $60.
This weekend though its just poker, pool and beer.
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You couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bucket full of bananas!
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Or if his dick cured aids.
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(01-27-2017, 12:44 AM)BigMark Wrote: You couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bucket full of bananas!
Monkey whorehouse. I like the sound of that. Can I be the Monkey Pimp Daddy?
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I pretty much doubt it bro.
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(01-28-2017, 12:48 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: (01-27-2017, 12:44 AM)BigMark Wrote: You couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bucket full of bananas!
Monkey whorehouse. I like the sound of that. Can I be the Monkey Pimp Daddy?
Is this a place to buy monkeys or fuck monkeys?
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They say that how aids started so go ahead, fuck away!
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(01-28-2017, 01:09 PM)BigMark Wrote: They say that how aids started so go ahead, fuck away!
Aids? Oh, I had that last week...
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(01-28-2017, 09:16 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: (01-28-2017, 01:09 PM)BigMark Wrote: They say that how aids started so go ahead, fuck away!
Aids? Oh, I had that last week...
I have that daily. Always In Deep Shit.
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(01-29-2017, 11:20 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: (01-28-2017, 09:16 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: (01-28-2017, 01:09 PM)BigMark Wrote: They say that how aids started so go ahead, fuck away!
Aids? Oh, I had that last week...
Always In Deep Shit.
Fuck that!
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(01-29-2017, 11:41 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: (01-29-2017, 11:20 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: (01-28-2017, 09:16 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: (01-28-2017, 01:09 PM)BigMark Wrote: They say that how aids started so go ahead, fuck away!
Aids? Oh, I had that last week...
Always In Deep Shit.
Fuck that!
No you.
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I can't. I don't have a winkie.
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(01-29-2017, 10:37 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: I can't. I don't have a winkie.
borrow it from your Jewish old man persona.
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Oh, yea, ok...
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^"girl", you so cray-ZAY!
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I would be if I knew the user name and password.
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