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I would like to punch whoever invented wallpaper. After spending 4 hrs getting a stupid Mother goose border off the top of my Daughters walls they would be punched like they were standing 12" behind their face.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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The black gay guy who keyed my car a Pet Smart. As him and this girl are walking by I happened to be turning my ignition on at the say time (haven't even attempted to put it in reverse yet) and he says "little miss bitch bitch gonna run my ass over". So I don't know if he's talking about me or what and then he walks by my car and hits it with his hand or something and says "oh I'm sorry". So now I still don't know what the fuck is going on. Sure enough I get home and that gay nigger scratched my car.
What the fucking fuck.
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My DC shit list but I don't want to punch them in the face. I want to nail them right square in the balls.
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pretty much although I am not sure maxine waters has balls
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Spunky old lady makes me laugh.
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I'd like to punch my lazy ass unemployed, gambling addicted brother in the face and then kick him in the balls while he's dazed from the face punch.
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More and more often, my husband.
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It changes from day to day. I can't imagine there would ever come a time I would actually do it but the desire to do so is strong. It's okay to think something, right? Just as long as I don't follow through.
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I follow through all the time. The trick is to hit my brother when he least expects it and with out hesitation. That way he can't get his guard up in time to block the shot.
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Every person in the executive branch. Some of them twice.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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