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**Blindgreed1** · 06-12-2017, 06:22 PM

There's a place in Portland called Salt n' Straw that has the most crazy ice cream flavors I've ever heard of. I mean things that sound awful until you taste it, and you realize it's amazing. Like Blue cheese and pear or habanero raspberry. Check them out on line sometime.

**QueenBee** · 06-12-2017, 06:33 PM

(06-12-2017, 03:24 PM)Duchess Wrote: [
Mock sounds like a dive bar & y'all are the regulars. [/i][/size]

Hey..can I be the bouncer? I can toddle over and hit them over the head with my cane. Old

Som Yung Ho · 06-12-2017, 06:37 PM

Spank me bitch!

**SIXFOOTERsez** · 06-12-2017, 07:02 PM

LOL, wonder if ol Jackie thinks she has stumbled into a den of heathens?

Som Yung Ho · 06-12-2017, 07:04 PM

I met Jesus Christ a few years ago. He was drunk and yelling out I am Jesus Christ. Didn't look anything like the paintings. Did you know his middle name is Fucking.

**BigMark** · 06-12-2017, 07:06 PM

Holy mother of God.

**Clang McFly** · 06-12-2017, 09:52 PM

(06-12-2017, 02:44 PM)sally Wrote: I see you like to quote scripture. We have a member here named Midwest Spy who loves listening to God's word so feel free to send him many private messages.

Also Clang McFly would appreciate many PMs as he was once going to become a priest, but seems to have lost his way. He's taken up drugs, gambling, alcohol, smoking, whoring and wearing women's underwear so he's in desperate need of help.

Yes, I am in need of help. I need to find a nice dress that isn't too slutty to wear to Church if I start going again. Also, if a priest blesses it, is it okay to bring my own Communion wine? Like a nice dry or semi-dry Riesling? Can I smoke weed in the Confessional as long as I confess to it after? Also, isn't it hypocritical of the Church to be against gambling but hold Bingo Nights in the Church hall? And is it really whoring if no sex is involved, just the appreciation of the naked female form at a strip club?

**Clang McFly** · 06-12-2017, 09:54 PM

(06-12-2017, 07:04 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: I met Jesus Christ a few years ago. He was drunk and yelling out I am Jesus Christ. Didn't look anything like the paintings. Did you know his middle name is Fucking.

I thought it was Herbert or Homer.

Jesus H. Christ

Som Yung Ho · 06-12-2017, 10:04 PM

Are you trying to tell me that this drunk homeless guy might not have really been Jesus Christ?

**Clang McFly** · 06-13-2017, 03:01 PM

(06-12-2017, 10:04 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Are you trying to tell me that this drunk homeless guy might not have really been Jesus Christ?

He could have been. I've sometimes heard Jesus referred to as Jesus H Fucking Christ.

**Blindgreed1** · 06-13-2017, 06:05 PM

(06-13-2017, 03:01 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(06-12-2017, 10:04 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Are you trying to tell me that this drunk homeless guy might not have really been Jesus Christ?

He could have been. I've sometimes heard Jesus referred to as Jesus H Fucking Christ.

Little known fact: The "H" is for Horace.

**Clang McFly** · 06-13-2017, 09:53 PM

(06-13-2017, 06:05 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(06-13-2017, 03:01 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(06-12-2017, 10:04 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Are you trying to tell me that this drunk homeless guy might not have really been Jesus Christ?

He could have been. I've sometimes heard Jesus referred to as Jesus H Fucking Christ.
Little known fact: The "H" is for Horace.

Or maybe it stands for Horse.

Jesus Horse Fucking Christ.

He was an animal lover.