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IN FLAGRANTE DELICTO
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03-02-2009, 01:38 PM
Ever been caught in the act of having sex ?...The closest I've come was topless in the backseat of my boyfriends car, I couldn't have been any more than 17 & it was a cop who discovered us parked in the overgrown driveway of an abandoned farmhouse...I sweated bullets for a friggin' week thinking my parents were going to be informed.
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03-02-2009, 06:54 PM
Once by my mother, she said stop that you'll go blind. :
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He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
03-02-2009, 06:58 PM
Maggot Wrote:Once by my mother, she said stop that you'll go blind. :soon you'll need a new Rx. :cool:
03-02-2009, 07:04 PM
I was giving a hand job in the front seat of a car in a parking lot at night and someone walked past. Fortunately I was pretty shit faced or I would've been embarrassed. ::thumbs::
03-02-2009, 07:16 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I was giving a hand job in the front seat of a car in a parking lot at night and someone walked past. Fortunately I was pretty shit faced or I would've been embarrassed. ::thumbs::That was the stick shift. No clutch.::aww::
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
03-03-2009, 09:44 AM
One of my ex lunatic girlfriends gave me a blowjob in the back of a busy public transport bus.
The tension probably added to the intensity of the moment.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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