Picking your nose...

[Midwest Spy]

Maggot, 1^st graders aren't that crude and gross yet.

Remember, that happens between 6^th-10^th grade!

[Clang McFly]

So this is a load of shit then?: Welcome to Mock, and welcome to some honest discussion in a world where you don't get banned for saying some shit that needs to be said.

You are a nut job and a control freak. No wonder this place is almost dead. You can close my account now and poke your failing site up your arse. Bye.

It's not dead or failing, Mock has a fine assortment of regulars. No need for new immature blood.

Duchess is not a control freak. She runs the board and politely told us Mockers what she does and doesn't like to be discussed. As the kind and benevolent leader of Mock, I think she deserves respect.

I know I sound like a hypocrite because I sometimes let myself be dragged into the immature discussions....but I am at least mature and wiseenough to admit it and say sorry.

BYE!

[BigMark]

Why were you banned?

Looks at crusty feet and mumbles.

Speak up.

EATING BOOGERS, ARE YOU HAPPY?!

[Duchess]

That person isn't banned.

[sally]

Try to have a nice discussion about boogers around here and look what it turns into.

[F.U.]

Boogers Doctor Seuss Style

Be it winter or summer more likely than not
my big nose can produce giant globs of green snot.

I use up the tissues a box at a time,
picking and blowing and wiping the slime

that dries in my nostrils like small crusty scabs
and I pull them out furry from the hairs that they grab.

But some are still gooey that Ill roll in a ball
and I flick'em real quick so they stick to the wall,

then I wonder how long beforer anyone sees
all the boogers I flicked on their wallpapred trees.

It may be disgusting but then that's what I do
I blow out big boogers and I flick one or two

where they stick on the windows or maybe the door,
while the nastiest ones I just blow on the floor.

And some of you know about this, yes you do,
because some of you have flicked a booger or two.

I'll never point fingers at any of those
who've had their own fingers way up in their nose.

Now I've told a story and some of its true
I've talked about mucus and boogers and you,

and stretching and rolling these green little balls
and picking and flicking and sticking to walls,

and I guess that I'll stop there, so I'll take a pass,
I won't talk about boogers, but let's talk about gas!

[Duchess]

Dr. Seuss said that? I am so disillusioned.

[Clang McFly]

Boogers Doctor Seuss Style

Be it winter or summer more likely than not
my big nose can produce giant globs of green snot.

I use up the tissues a box at a time,
picking and blowing and wiping the slime

that dries in my nostrils like small crusty scabs
and I pull them out furry from the hairs that they grab.

But some are still gooey that Ill roll in a ball
and I flick'em real quick so they stick to the wall,

then I wonder how long beforer anyone sees
all the boogers I flicked on their wallpapred trees.

It may be disgusting but then that's what I do
I blow out big boogers and I flick one or two

where they stick on the windows or maybe the door,
while the nastiest ones I just blow on the floor.

And some of you know about this, yes you do,
because some of you have flicked a booger or two.

I'll never point fingers at any of those
who've had their own fingers way up in their nose.

Now I've told a story and some of its true
I've talked about mucus and boogers and you,

and stretching and rolling these green little balls
and picking and flicking and sticking to walls,

and I guess that I'll stop there, so I'll take a pass,
I won't talk about boogers, but let's talk about gas!

I still prefer green eggs and ham said Dan I am.

[Duchess]

I see what you did there.

[Clang McFly]

I will eat them here at Mock, I will eat it with some Shiner Bock.

[BigMark]

1234 dancing, dancing

Booger nights!

[Clang McFly]

1234 dancing, dancing

Booger nights!

[Maggot]

Let the boogers flow through you.

[Clang McFly]

May the Snot be with you.

[Fry Guy]

So this is a load of shit then?: Welcome to Mock, and welcome to some honest discussion in a world where you don't get banned for saying some shit that needs to be said.

You are a nut job and a control freak. No wonder this place is almost dead. You can close my account now and poke your failing site up your arse. Bye.

It's not dead or failing, Mock has a fine assortment of regulars. No need for new immature blood.

Duchess is not a control freak. She runs the board and politely told us Mockers what she does and doesn't like to be discussed. As the kind and benevolent leader of Mock, I think she deserves respect.

I know I sound like a hypocrite because I sometimes let myself be dragged into the immature discussions....but I am at least mature and wiseenough to admit it and say sorry.

BYE!

No she doesn't
Duchess is immoral trash

[BigMark]

I pulled one out and it looked like a pelt, my eyes immediately started tearing up.