Sally in 25 years..........
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................Or maybe Cars in the winta.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Ahahaha! I sure hope I'm a fun old lady and not a crotchety old bat.
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STD's have risen 77% among seniors in Florida? These old timers are going crazy all the sudden.
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ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka ooga ooga
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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I'm pretty sure Sally has done the wheelbarrow.
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(07-07-2017, 04:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka ooga ooga


I can't stop this feeling...deep inside of me.
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(07-07-2017, 05:13 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-07-2017, 04:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka ooga ooga


I can't stop this feeling...deep inside of me.

You just don't know what you do to me!

He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(07-07-2017, 01:57 PM)Maggot Wrote: ................Or maybe Cars in the winta.
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Who's waiting for winta! hah Not that old yet here!
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(07-07-2017, 07:56 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(07-07-2017, 01:57 PM)Maggot Wrote: ................Or maybe Cars in the winta.
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Who's waiting for winta! hah Not that old yet here!

Just don't be spreading STD's around, you old fart.
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(07-07-2017, 09:26 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-07-2017, 07:56 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(07-07-2017, 01:57 PM)Maggot Wrote: ................Or maybe Cars in the winta.
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Who's waiting for winta! hah Not that old yet here!

Just don't be spreading STD's around, you old fart.

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Hey, don't be jealous! Smiley_emoticons_razz

(Not promiscuous here!) Woo
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Gross
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(07-08-2017, 06:48 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Gross

You jealous bitch!
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(07-08-2017, 06:48 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Gross


Are you referring to old people sex? I can distinctly recall saying I will never and I mean nevah have sex with an old person. The thought of doing so made me shudder. YuckYuckYuck. Well let me tell you, now that I'm old, it's not as disgusting as I thought it would be. hah

...or was it the thought of Sally having fun old people sex that was gross?
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Even now that I'm old I still don't want to have sex with old people. Right now it's not that bad because me and my husband are only in our 40s, but if he makes me have sex with him in our 60s I think I'll puke.
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hah
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(07-08-2017, 01:15 PM)sally Wrote: Even now that I'm old I still don't want to have sex with old people. Right now it's not that bad because me and my husband are only in our 40s, but if he makes me have sex with him in our 60s I think I'll puke.

Wait till your "59", you just may find yourself buying a big bottle of Pepto-Bismol to smooth things out! hah
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I don't know what that means but am willing to puke right now.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(07-08-2017, 01:15 PM)sally Wrote: Even now that I'm old I still don't want to have sex with old people. Right now it's not that bad because me and my husband are only in our 40s, but if he makes me have sex with him in our 60s I think I'll puke.

You will learn to love his saggy grey balls.
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Saggy balls sounds so vulnerable. That's kinda sad. I don't like to see the vulnerable picked on. I'll cut a bitch.
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