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(07-18-2017, 02:35 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: (07-17-2017, 09:32 PM)Carsman Wrote: k
Aussie and Clangster sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, well you know how the rest goes.
Stop that Cars. You are being vulgar. I do like you Clang, but in a friendzone way.
Yeah I figured. Forever friendzoned. Only one way out, the Tunnel of Love.
(Just kidding, sort of. The Friend Zone is a lovely place. Much better than The Twilight Zone. That jerk Rod Serling never shuts up.)
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Being stuck at home I wonder if the birth rate or the divorce rate will climb faster.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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According to what I'm reading in cyberspace, it will be the divorce rate as not only are they stuck at home, they are stuck at home with their kids.
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They can be roasted with a side of french fries in a pinch though.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(03-18-2020, 05:49 PM)Maggot Wrote: Being stuck at home I wonder if the birth rate or the divorce rate will climb faster.
For us single guys I wonder how many days before our penises are red raw and bleeding? I only jerked off once today but it's only day one.
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(03-18-2020, 06:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (03-18-2020, 05:49 PM)Maggot Wrote: Being stuck at home I wonder if the birth rate or the divorce rate will climb faster.
For us single guys I wonder how many days before our penises are red raw and bleeding? I only jerked off once today but it's only day one.
Get some lube, your teeny peeny will thank you later
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Strange that I'm gazing at that video now.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.