Greetings and salutations

[Salvatore]

It's me, I forgot my fucking password.

I hope everyone has been well while I was gone.

[Duchess]

You dumbass. Tell me what your father in law left your husband with when he first came to America and I'll give you a password to get into your account. I'll PM it to your Salvatore account.

[Salvatore]

A jar of pennies.

I changed my password because my phone automatically logs in here and I had to lend my phone to my husband for a day. I didn't want him snooping around in here. Then when I went to log back in I'll be damned if I couldn't remember what I changed it too. I couldn't reset it because I can't remember the email address I used either.

[Duchess]

A jar of pennies.

I'm PM'ing you now.

[sally]

Thank you

[Duchess]

[Maggot]

Nostradamus predicted this.

[Midwest Spy]

Nostradamus predicted this.

Nostradamus lived at the French King's Court in the mid-1500's and was rumored to have banged Mary Queen of Scots while she lived there.

[BigMark]

It was the first petticoat junction.