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Some very small penisy person ordered 5 cases. 25 boxes each 500 quantity per box 5.25" coffee stirrers just in case N.Korea started some shit. They only wanted 1 box but the receipt says 5. In fact the purchase order has 5 cases on it. To send them back would be 97.80 they cost 36.00 per case, the restocking charge is 8.00 per case.
Why oh why is this this stupid crap even on my desk? I'm putting them on the highest shelf in the darkest corner of the warehouse and paying the stupid bill so I can harass the small penisy clown for the rest of the week.
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Yea, that's about what I would do
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(08-24-2017, 09:38 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Yea, that's about what I would do
Same, only I would also find new and exciting ways of hiding enormous amounts of said coffee stirrers in places he would routinely find them on a daily basis.
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There has to be some kind of arts and craft thing that they can be used for.
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I once saw a pains taking detailed Battle Ship model some guy made out of those sticks, can't find it now.
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I wish they were wood but no they're the stupid red plastic ones.
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I bet the 11 yr old can figure it out
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(08-24-2017, 03:15 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: I bet the 11 yr old can figure it out
You're nuts, that stuff would be all over the place. Screw that!
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Melt them down, it can be used as margarine.
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(08-24-2017, 03:15 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: I bet the 11 yr old can figure it out
He could use them to always make rafts/spears/pole vaulting poles for his action figures or miniature pan flutes.
And more ideas....
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