WANNA BOINK?

[Duchess]

I saw Mark talking about boinking Katy Perry and he inspired me.

Who do you want to boink?

I'm drawing a blank. Bummer. I'm just so fuckin' tired.

[Ski at 1SKY6]

Who do you want to boink?

Justin Bieber

[Duchess]

I wish you much success. I say that sincerely.

[Clang McFly]

Felicia Day
Jenna Marbles
Melissa Joan Hart
Rachel Bloom
Danielle Panabaker
Danielle Fishel

[HairOfTheDog]

I was gonna say Clang McFly, but he's more interested in Harts and Blooms and Fish and stuff.

So, I'd be okay just bonking Big Sal's phat ass with a rubber hammer or something.

Right after I hop off Bruce Jenner's dick, that is! (Every time I see Caitlynn in the rags I think about that drunken back and forth with Sal ).

[Clang McFly]

I was gonna say Clang McFly, but he's more interested in Harts and Blooms and Fish and stuff.

I would have listed you and Love Child but I thought we were listing celebrities not goddesses.

[Love Child]

Wow

[BigMark]

Smoove!

[Clang McFly]

Smoove!

[sally]

I guess Hot'D now that she's off Jenner's dick.

[HairOfTheDog]

I guess Hot'D now that she's off Jenner's dick.

That feels kinda like a pity bonk, but I’ll take it. It’s much better than riding Jenner’s dick again.

[cannongal]

When I was 8, I wanted to boink Shawn Cassidy, and somewhere in the 80's, I wanted to boink Bruce Springsteen. I was devastated when he married Julianne Phillips in '85, but I can't think of one single celeb that I'd want to boink today.

[Duchess]

Now that I've had time to think about it, maybe the cast of Tombstone. Ahahahaha.

That may change by this afternoon.

[Blindgreed1]

Kate Beckinsale

[Maggot]

Farrah, but she's probably all gooey now.