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WANNA BOINK?
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#1
12-19-2017, 04:39 PM


I saw Mark talking about boinking Katy Perry and he inspired me.

Who do you want to boink?

I'm drawing a blank. Bummer. I'm just so fuckin' tired.
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12-19-2017, 04:48 PM
(12-19-2017, 04:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Who do you want to boink?


Justin Bieber
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12-19-2017, 04:51 PM


I wish you much success. I say that sincerely.
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12-19-2017, 04:58 PM
Felicia Day
Jenna Marbles
Melissa Joan Hart
Rachel Bloom
Danielle Panabaker
Danielle Fishel
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12-19-2017, 05:38 PM
I was gonna say Clang McFly, but he's more interested in Harts and Blooms and Fish and stuff.

So, I'd be okay just bonking Big Sal's phat ass with a rubber hammer or something.

Right after I hop off Bruce Jenner's dick, that is! (Every time I see Caitlynn in the rags I think about that drunken back and forth with Sal Smiley_emoticons_smile ).
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12-19-2017, 05:43 PM
(12-19-2017, 05:38 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I was gonna say Clang McFly, but he's more interested in Harts and Blooms and Fish and stuff.

I would have listed you and Love Child but I thought we were listing celebrities not goddesses.
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12-19-2017, 07:35 PM
Wow
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12-19-2017, 07:59 PM
Smoove!
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12-19-2017, 10:11 PM
(12-19-2017, 07:59 PM)BigMark Wrote: Smoove!

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12-20-2017, 12:03 AM
I guess Hot'D now that she's off Jenner's dick.
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12-20-2017, 01:41 AM
(12-20-2017, 12:03 AM)sally Wrote: I guess Hot'D now that she's off Jenner's dick.

That feels kinda like a pity bonk, but I’ll take it. It’s much better than riding Jenner’s dick again.
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12-20-2017, 05:48 PM
When I was 8, I wanted to boink Shawn Cassidy, and somewhere in the 80's, I wanted to boink Bruce Springsteen. I was devastated when he married Julianne Phillips in '85, but I can't think of one single celeb that I'd want to boink today.
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12-21-2017, 07:00 AM


Now that I've had time to think about it, maybe the cast of Tombstone. Ahahahaha.

That may change by this afternoon.
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12-21-2017, 09:00 AM
Kate Beckinsale
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12-21-2017, 03:13 PM
Farrah, but she's probably all gooey now.
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