HMMM...I WONDER

[Duchess]

Can you picture Sally gettin' drunk at the Magic Kingdom?

She likes to do that, ya know.

[BigMark]

I could see her getting drunk during the Pope's benediction.

[sally]

Not the Magic Kingdom, the fuckers don't sell alcohol anywhere in the park. Supposedly it's a family park and it can't be magical when alcohol is involved. They sell alcohol at all the other parks, however. Mostly we go to Epcot for the food and wine festival. It's never as packed as that god forbidden hell hole Magic Kingdom and they still have the rides and Disney characters for my daughter while we can eat good food and drink at the same time.

The Magic Kingdom doesn't even have a decent restaurant, it's all catered to kids with burgers and chicken fingers and crap. Not very magical to me.

[sally]

And I'm not the only one getting drunk at Epcot, everyone is slap ass drunk when you go there during the food and wine festival. We usually get a resort within walking distance from there so at the end of the night we just walk back to the room.

[Duchess]

Yeah but getting drunk at Epcot doesn't sound nearly as fun & fucked up as getting shit faced at the Magic Kingdom. I like the idea of you being intoxicated at the Magic Kingdom. Your Epcot is my Magic Kingdom.

[BigMark]

At Disneyland you can take the monorail and get drunk at the hotel bar.

[Clang McFly]

Not the Magic Kingdom, the fuckers don't sell alcohol anywhere in the park.

http://www.disneylandclub33.com/index.htm

[BigMark]

She goes to disneyworld.

[Clang McFly]

She goes to disneyworld.