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RE: the 2018 trivial drivel thread
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#281
10-10-2018, 12:27 PM
clang clang clang you need to make them beg you for stuff not demand stuff from you. If it was me I would be King. They would be french kissing my ass.
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10-10-2018, 12:28 PM
French kissin' your ass? *heaves* C'mon!
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10-10-2018, 12:38 PM
Haha  to expressive?
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10-10-2018, 12:41 PM
I'm going to say no so you don't feel muzzled.
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10-10-2018, 12:53 PM
I love being nuzzled! Thanks!
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10-10-2018, 12:55 PM
That's extra in Key West!
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10-10-2018, 01:12 PM
(10-10-2018, 12:53 PM)Maggot Wrote: I love being nuzzled! Thanks!

Me too. Always makes me ask for more.
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10-10-2018, 04:54 PM
(10-10-2018, 12:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: clang clang clang you need to make them beg you for stuff not demand stuff from you. If it was me I would be King. They would be french kissing my ass.
They are certainly making an ass of me. Not taking my helpful advice, complaining about their shitty lives but don't want to make an effort to change it. My poker friend even offered to help us clean and de-junk the apartment but all they gave were excuses why that couldn't happen.
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10-10-2018, 06:15 PM
Move out and go over there to check on your dad everyday, fuck your brother. Is it really that hard?
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10-10-2018, 09:04 PM
One time I ruffled a guys hair to say something and his head was like a solid block of granite, that head was freaking HARD. I stepped back a bit hoping he wouldn't "Ram" me with the fucking thing. I even said so.
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10-10-2018, 09:15 PM
I love you?
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10-10-2018, 09:28 PM
(10-10-2018, 06:15 PM)sally Wrote: Move out and go over there to check on your dad everyday, fuck your brother. Is it really that hard?
I guess when you put it that way it isn't hard. They don't want my help anyway to improve things. So I guess there'd be no difference if I was there or not there.
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10-15-2018, 03:55 PM
Piers Morgan is a dick.

I woulda called him a fuckstick but I've never been comfortable with that word, it's not as bad as moist but it ranks up there.
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10-15-2018, 04:39 PM
(10-15-2018, 03:55 PM)Duchess Wrote: Piers Morgan is a dick.

I woulda called him a fuckstick but I've never been comfortable with that word, it's not as bad as moist but it ranks up there.


 I abhor Piers as well, so I'll call him Fuckin Fuckstick Moist Dick, for you! hah hah hah
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10-15-2018, 04:42 PM
(10-15-2018, 04:39 PM)Carsman Wrote: I abhor Piers as well, so I'll call him Fuckin Fuckstick Moist Dick, for you! hah hah hah

*high five*
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10-24-2018, 12:19 PM
To whoever won last nights Mega-millions...................they sexually assaulted me 30 years ago I just know it!
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10-24-2018, 12:36 PM
(10-24-2018, 12:19 PM)Maggot Wrote: To whoever won last nights Mega-millions...................they sexually assaulted me 30 years ago I just know it!
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10-24-2018, 12:59 PM
I won 12 bucks, but I don't think thats worth suing me for sexual assault.
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10-24-2018, 01:19 PM
(10-24-2018, 12:59 PM)sally Wrote: I won 12 bucks, but I don't think thats worth suing me for sexual assault.

Yeah and me for diddling a minor. 30 yrs ago would make you what..............12 yrs old?
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10-24-2018, 01:41 PM
I had sex with a minor.
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