I sent a State Rep through the roof today

[Duchess]

I've been smokin' weed from a dispensary for quite awhile now. All the weed is named and it's the best pot I've ever smoked.

[Maggot]

I was getting a burlap sack full from a guy growing it in Maine for a few years it would last all year. He has "retired" though and if I go to Mass they sell it there. No wonder all the drug dealers are turning to heroin and fentenal.