LET'S PRETEND GODDESSES ARE REAL

[sally]

I don't really think they exist then.

[Midwest Spy]

In order to qualify as a goddess one can't be dumb either, nor ill-mannered.

I’m not necessarily ‘in’ to tall women, but she’d have to be 5’9” or better (to command a room), nails (hands and feet) flawless.

Face, eyes and hair would have to stop people in their tracks.

She’d have to proportioned. Doesn’t need to be Dolly Parton, but can’t have A cups (strictly for my definition of Goddess’ physical attributes).

[Donovan]

Dude, earning brownie points with the ladies?

Nah, just not obsessed with oversized tits as a measure of beauty. Proportion. It's all about proportion and symmetry, and grace of movement.

[Midwest Spy]

Dude, earning brownie points with the ladies?

Nah, just not obsessed with oversized tits as a measure of beauty. Proportion. It's all about proportion and symmetry, and grace of movement.

I understand if someone doesn’t have emphasis on breasts.

Some guys are in to legs, asses, hair, etc.

But there’s SOMETHING that trips the trigger, so to speak.

At least that’s my contention.

[Donovan]

I don't think they have to be huge, but the breasts should be well shaped and youthful to qualify as a goddess. Same thing with a man, you can't really consider him a God if his penis is only 4 inches.

Fun fact: the ancient Greeks considered a small penis to be a Mark of a better physique, as a huge donger was considered a physical sign of animalistic lack of personal control. That's why all their statues are tiny dick wonders.

Fun fact 2: when I was typing stuff about tiny penises my phone kept autocorrecting to capitalize Mark. It made laugh so I left it there. My phone is an AI troll.

[Maggot]

That all changed in Rome when Mark Antony won Cleopatra from Julius Caesar. That is if he even actually lived.

[Donovan]

Pretty sure Mark Antony was a real dude but I haven't delved. I know he banged Liz Taylor.

[Maggot]

The goddess thread, I found it!!!!

[BigMark]

She has to know how to do the pepper grinder.

[Clang McFly]

In order to qualify as a goddess one can't be dumb either, nor ill-mannered.

I’m not necessarily ‘in’ to tall women, but she’d have to be 5’9” or better (to command a room), nails (hands and feet) flawless.

Face, eyes and hair would have to stop people in their tracks.

She’d have to proportioned. Doesn’t need to be Dolly Parton, but can’t have A cups (strictly for my definition of Goddess’ physical attributes).

I have small b cup breasts. I am 6' tall and my face stops people in their tracks. Am I a Goddess?

[BigMark]

Fuck































no.

[Duchess]

Pappy is a goddess. I'd like to throw a pair of frilly panties on him on watch big Nate spank the living shit outta him.

Why, why in the world would I say something like this!  

[Fry Guy]

Pappy is a goddess. I'd like to throw a pair of frilly panties on him on watch big Nate spank the living shit outta him.

Why, why in the world would I say something like this!  

I think i know the answer to this. Because you are trash.

[Fry Guy]

The love of my life was a Goddess.
You would smell her perfume before she entered, then her boobs would turn the corner well before she did. She was both a combination of sexy and fun. She was not stupid and had a cute smirk.
No one had a bad word to say of her and she was confident and happy in her own skin.
She never made a fool out of herself. She was never viscious or cruel.
She also had a bit of an exotic thing going. She was Egyptian but looked like she could have been Greek or Macedonian.

I don't kid myself. Middleaged would have likely had her gain a lot of weight, she probably has more than a couple of wrinkles, gravity would have played Hell with her breasts and life would have probably knocked some edges off her youthful demeanour and fun.
I would still desire her because she is and would still be a Goddess

[BigMark]

Did she make you lunch and send you to school everyday?

[Rootilda]

Too much cheap perfume and fat chick tits. Classy.

[Fry Guy]

Did she make you lunch and send you to school everyday?

No, my mother died 10 years ago of Cancer. I had not seen her for probably 15 years before that. My mother was under 5 foot tall, petite, neurotic, cruel, competitive, cold and impersonal. I was not sad when she died but i thought it a shame she suffered so much when she did.
Shame too she died before i arrived. Shit happens.
Is that clarifying enough?
Wouldn't have thought anyone needed that on this thread.

[BigMark]

And you think Clang is screwed up in the head. You need to chill the fuck out, I recommend smoking a joint and listening to some seventies music. RELAX DUDE.

[Fry Guy]

And you think Clang is screwed up in the head. You need to chill the fuck out, I recommend smoking a joint and listening to some seventies music. RELAX DUDE.

I am relaxed. You asked me about the person who used to pack my lunch for school. Who is that for about 99% of us? Our Mums. You wanted to know about my Mum. I told you about her. Now "I" am screwed up because "You" did not like MY answer to YOUR question about MY mother in a thread about Goddesses? If anyone is screwed up, it is you.

You either should try a different set of questions or be a little prepared for the answers to the questions you asked.

Maybe you have been smoking too much.

[Rootilda]

"then her boobs would turn the corner well before she did."

Jesus Christ, you were describing your mother this way? You fucking creepy bastard, that's just wrong.