One Liner "Blonde Jokes"

[Carsman]

These Blonde Jokes are for Aussie, to show there is no prejudice!


Q: What do you call a Chestnut Hair Woman in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: Why do  Silver Hair Women always want boob jobs?
A: Because it's the only job they are qualified for.

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a Woman with Black Hair?
A: There is a stamp on it.


 

[aussiefriend]

These Blonde Jokes are for Aussie, to show there is no prejudice!


Q: What do you call a Chestnut Hair Woman in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: Why do  Silver Hair Women always want boob jobs?
A: Because it's the only job they are qualified for.

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a Woman with Black Hair?
A: There is a stamp on it.


 

Maybe it's a language barrier or because I currently have blonde in my hair. But.....I didn't get any of those. You did that deliberately to try and fuck me up in the brain.

[Carsman]

These Blonde Jokes are for Aussie, to show there is no prejudice!


Q: What do you call a Chestnut Hair Woman in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: Why do  Silver Hair Women always want boob jobs?
A: Because it's the only job they are qualified for.

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a Woman with Black Hair?
A: There is a stamp on it.


 

Maybe it's a language barrier or because I currently have blonde in my hair. But.....I didn't get any of those. You did that deliberately to try and fuck me up in the brain.

Well then, My work is done! 


( Ok Aussie, they are still "Blonde" jokes, that I changed them into other color women's hair to appease you.)

[aussiefriend]

These Blonde Jokes are for Aussie, to show there is no prejudice!


Q: What do you call a Chestnut Hair Woman in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: Why do  Silver Hair Women always want boob jobs?
A: Because it's the only job they are qualified for.

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a Woman with Black Hair?
A: There is a stamp on it.

Maybe it's a language barrier or because I currently have blonde in my hair. But.....I didn't get any of those. You did that deliberately to try and fuck me up in the brain.

Well then, My work is done! 


( Ok Aussie, they are still "Blonde" jokes, that I changed them into other color women's hair to appease you.)

It could be argued that I was already fucked in the head. 

[Duchess]

[aussiefriend]

Was that a good one Duch?

[Duchess]

   Yeah, made me laugh out loud.

[Carsman]

Q: Why does the blonde have trouble writing the number eleven?
A: She didn't know which "1" came first!

Q: Why did the blonde put sugar on her bed?
A: Because she wanted sweet dreams!

Q: Why were there 6 bullet holes in the blondes mirror?
A: She tried to kill her competition!

[Carsman]

Q: What goes "Vroom...screech...vroom...screech...vroom...screech?"

A: A blonde at a flashing red light.

[sally]

Well this isn't a one liner, but I know how much you love these blonde jokes...


Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money.

[Clang McFly]

[Carsman]

[BigMark]

What do you call a blonde with brown eyebrows?

A brunette and a lying whore!