HI THERE

[Duchess]

Hello sweeties. Can I borrow $20?

[Maggot]

My Daughter says that a lot to me. One day I told her that she may as well just ask if she could have it, it's not like she has ever paid me back.

[Duchess]

Yeah but are you going to give me $20?

[Maggot]

OK, I feel rich because a guy in the shop found a pile of Walkers, mercs and a bunch of wheeties in an attick inside of some jars and sold them to me for 500.00 I don't know what dates are in there but it will be fun going through them.

[Duchess]

'K. Thanks!

I wanted to see what it was like to ask for money. I can't remember the last time I did so. I musta been a kid.

[Clang McFly]

Yeah but are you going to give me $20?

I'll give you three fiddy.

[Duchess]

"you crackers"

[Maggot]

You wouldn't get real people to say that shit, Twitter would take them the fuck down!