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Anniversay cards today, are tricky . . . .
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06-16-2018, 07:59 PM
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. . . As today I went to get an anniversary card for my better half. (For June 21st)

I found a very pretty picture on a card that read on the outside:

Happy Anniversary to my Wife, the woman I love!

On the inside it read:

Have a very happy and joyous day, from the woman you love!


I was a little confused. I had to read the inside three times, before it dawned on me that is was a woman to woman card!

Have to be careful there days, times have changed. hah
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06-16-2018, 09:14 PM
That's gay.
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06-16-2018, 10:14 PM
Oh for fuck's sake, I hate gay people. Fucking hate them. I will tolerate their stupid bullshit, however. They should have the right to consensual sex, but can you just keep it to yourself already? Why even give a shit?
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06-16-2018, 11:14 PM
I for one think Cars would look GREAT in a dress. Yup.............lil lippy sticky.
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06-16-2018, 11:33 PM
(06-16-2018, 11:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: I for one think Cars would look GREAT in a dress. Yup.............lil lippy sticky.

Hey bub, the bar's closed, you had too much poo, no more for you to drink! hahhahhah
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06-17-2018, 03:23 AM
(06-16-2018, 10:14 PM)sally Wrote: Oh for fuck's sake, I hate gay people. Fucking hate them. I will tolerate their stupid bullshit, however. They should have the right to consensual sex, but can you just keep it to yourself already? Why even give a shit?

I'm not sure I believe you.

I think you'd be just as nauseated by the "to the woman I love, from the man who loves you" cheezy-ass greeting card as you are by the "to the woman I love, from the woman who loves you" bullshit.

But, I could have read you wrong all these years. If that's the case, lick me Sal.
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06-17-2018, 10:52 AM
With gusto!
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06-17-2018, 11:49 AM
I hate the straight cards too so there will be no licks to give.
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06-17-2018, 03:40 PM
(06-17-2018, 10:52 AM)BigMark Wrote: With gusto!


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