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I am never eating another pot sticker again
or pizza roll
or ravioli
or anything that looks like that.
It made my whole body itch
going to take some drugs now
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SEe what you have done to me! Duchess has caused me to go to hell and you have caused me to take drugs!
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Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderman.
Is he strong? Listen bud—
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman.
In the chill of the night,
At the scene of the crime,
Like a streak of light,
He arrives just in time!
Spiderman, Spiderman,
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman.
Wealth and fame, he's ignored—
Action is his reward.
To him,
Life is a great big bang-up—
Wherever there's a hang-up,
You'll find the Spiderman!
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(10-13-2019, 12:13 AM)MirahM Wrote: SEe what you have done to me! Duchess has caused me to go to hell and you have caused me to take drugs!
Don't OD.
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(10-12-2019, 09:16 PM)sally Wrote: I know, I saw them while on a mission in Hiroshima. 1100 of our men went in and only 316 of us came out.
Staaap. No dentists were sent to Hiroshima.
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(07-11-2018, 02:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Do you have one? I didn't know there was such a thing until recently.
Define "fuck off fund". I have (what I think) is a weekly fuck off allowance, a vacation fund, a family present fund, and a Christmas account.
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First you need a drawer that smells like dirty socks. Then add a a chunk of cheese. then put money in the one clean sock. Keep adding until you cannot take it anymore. Then run away for a few days with the clean "money" sock.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(10-15-2019, 03:25 PM)cannongal Wrote: Define "fuck off fund". I have (what I think) is a weekly fuck off allowance, a vacation fund, a family present fund, and a Christmas account.
It looks like you've got it covered!
In my head, a fuck off fund is money to piss away on whatever...
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(10-15-2019, 04:13 PM)Duchess Wrote:
In my head, a fuck off fund is money to piss away on whatever...
Yeah, definitely got that covered. Sorry to have had to ask, but I control the finances and have them worked out to the almost the penny (the only thing I haven't worked out is the overtime-it varies from week to week, and currently goes into 'emergency'), when I saw your post about a 'fuck off fund' I thought I missed something in the general scheme of things.