Obituaries

[cannongal]

Don't try to write one when you're stoned.  I recently had to write one,   I took a 500 milligram edible beforehand.   The first version ended up being 

'Fucker was a family man,  he knocked up and married cindi lou who in 2005, when that didn't work out,  he convinced May to marry him in 2010'  

Can you tell that I didn't like this man?

[Clang McFly]

Don't do anything important stoned. I found that the hard way when I took an edible and mixed it with cigars, beer, soda, and coffee. It didn't really kick in for almost 3 hours later. I barely sobered up enough to drive my friends home. I was still pretty high but I could drive. Then a few weeks later I tried again. No beer, just water. I was feeling pretty good for about 2 hours and then i ate some questionable premade food that was a week old and got food poisoning. By some miracle I was again able to recover just enough to drive my friends home. Then finally I wised up and did an edible on 4/20. It was the best. Waited until after work about 5pm.Watched some TV which was extra weird high, had the munchies so I ate 8 White Castle sliders, chips and dip, pizza rolls, and spicy almonds. Got a little scared around hour 3 because my chest was hot and my heart was racing. Was feeling a little horny so I was going to put on some of my lady clothes and see how that felt while high. But then I started feeling sleepy so I took a big shit and went to bed about 10 pm. Best sleep ever.

[rothschild]

Clang does edibles -- and takes a dump in blackface!!!

[Clang McFly]

Clang does edibles -- and takes a dump in blackface!!! 

If I ever did blackface, i think I'd look a little better than Aunt Jemima.

[BigMark]

You dirty.

[Clang McFly]

You dirty.

That's what my proctologist said.

[Duchess]

I hope to never, evah have to write an obituary or give a eulogy. Thankyouverymuch.