So, you require...

[QueenBee]

I agree, Syber. ::fuckyeah::

[Middle Finger]

abhorrent behavior and I do what I can toincite depravityaccording to your standards butwhere does it get me? Mr. "middle" freaking out that my required persona is too risky....give me a fucking break.

I'm a water rights broker, if you don't like my quirky spin-off on that theme to gain entrance then you caneat me.

Aside from a brow-raisingly piss poor first post "FUG EWE and FUG DAH KUND", this little newb has a few things going for him. He was smart enough to meet the reqs, he seems fairly literate, he made a swift recovery from above mentioned first post and he (so far) appears to be a few steps above the drooling idiots who have been applying recently.

On the downside, we haven't yet been given much of a glimpse into who this person is, whether they have something more interesting to talk about than water, and whether or not he is just another version of the same thing we've been getting, but with ribbons in his hair.

So, a few questions, Newb. You'll have to answer them eventually, so you may as well start now so we'll know you a little better and might not be bored out of our skulls waiting to see whether or not Sin likes you.

1. How did you find/hear about Mock?
2. How old are you?
3. How do you like your eggs cooked?
4. Top or bottom?

Thanks.

I agree with you - great assessment. He was quick to load up the avatar and bitch name, and started a new thread no problem. Like you said, puts him above the genetic sludge we often get. See? Our patented Genetic Filtering System here at Mock, works.

Good questions.

Hey, Lukepiss, answer them.

[Liquid]

so far it seems he has left and is not coming back. let's see if he shows up again at all.

[Duchess]

He'll be back...fer sure.

[Borndragon]

[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:

this little newb has a few things going for him. He was smart enough to meet the reqs, he seems fairly literate, he made a swift recovery from above mentioned first post and he (so far) appears to be a few steps above the drooling idiots who have been applying recently.

Only thing is shows is the trolls can be taught to skip the trite modus operandi in an attempt to access the forum faster on their quest to get banned so they can post the screencaps of their bannings back on their home forum and giggle like little retarded girl scouts on a Thin Mint suger rush.

[Duchess]

Posting it like a badge of honor ?...That's juvenile.

[Cynical Ninja]

Posting it like a badge of honor ?...That's juvenile.

Agreed.

I sometimes forget how retarded and pathetic some people can be.

"Gee, look at me! I got kicked out of a mock forum!, how cool is that?"

::death::

[Borndragon]

[user=29]Duchess[/user] wrote:

Posting it like a badge of honor ?...That's juvenile.

Exactly, It's all in the infantile trolls handbook:

Harassment
Disruption
DDOS
Spam attacks
Socks
Proxies
Troll them back to our home forum for some fun and possibly gain some quality members.

Shut down their site, even for a moment and we are internet gods...we control yuo.

Make them change policy or Get banned, their weak...we are strong...we win.

[user=135]Fry Guy[/user] wrote:

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Middle Finger

[Middle Finger]

Son of a bitch ...

It's great, no doubt. And sure they "got me" in some sense ... but I guess I don't care enough to be really bothered, what can I say. I just appreciate the humor.

Thanks for blowing the margins out, BD!

[Borndragon]

My bad...I'm sure you can fix it MF


Borndragon ~ You're nice like that.

[Duchess]

Blown margins make Sin batshit crazy.

[Borndragon]

[user=29]Duchess[/user] wrote:

Blown margins make Sin batshit crazy.

Cool..keep it that way then. ::lmao::


Borndragon ~ I'd love to blow your 'Margins' Duchess.

[Borndragon]

Anyways, Luke Warmwater, you fuckin' pussy...see you lurkin'.

Make your case for entrance into Mock...if your mong ass has one.


Borndragon ~ doubt it.

[Luke Warmwater]

Fucking piece of shit ISP. The MF has been down all morning. Fuckers.


Here are my answers to your questions. I put about as much effort into them as you two did coming up with them. WTF is this, Queen for a Day?

1. How did you find/hear about Mock? I Googled ⿿insignificant derelict assholes⿝

2. How old are you? Does ⿿Nam⿝ ring any bells?

3. How do you like your eggs cooked? Sunny-side up.

4. Top or bottom? Neither, Doggie is the preferred method. That⿿s so we can both watch hockey at the same time.

5. Do you realize your avatar has the wrong finger up? Yeah, so guess where the "correct" one might be hidden. You only get four guesses.

6. If you could be anywhere but here, then why aren't you there? Because I can⿿t get there from here.

7. Boxers or briefs? Both, but the briefs do a better job of keeping reins on the ol' kielbasa, if you catch my drift

8. Why should we hire you? I⿿m house broken, which is more than I can say for most the assholes around this shithole.

[Duchess]

You don't have the wrong bird flipping, I only see two knuckles.

[LuMPyPussy]

What's a 'wrong' finger, anyway?

[Duchess]

I use my index finger to quickly say, 'Up yours"...Just a fast jab pointing straight up, there is no mistaking my meaning.

[Luke Warmwater]

I use my index finger to quickly say, 'Up yours"...Just a fast jab pointing straight up, there is no mistaking my meaning.

And if the dildo receiving the gesture doesn't 'get it' you just bitch slap the fucking idiot.::lmao::

[LuMPyPussy]

I use my index finger to quickly say, 'Up yours"...Just a fast jab pointing straight up, there is no mistaking my meaning.

That's my nose pickin' finger, I try to avoid fast movement to prevent serious injury.

[Duchess]

::laugh::I don't think I've ever bitch slapped anyone but, I've sure wanted to, especially in here...I can't say who, that would be a real life threat but, that silly bitch knows who she is.