Do you men wear these shirts?
#21
They're probably tough to notice with a 63 DD belly.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#22
(03-03-2019, 01:31 PM)sally Wrote: You got some lungs, clang.

Thanks. I need them for the cigars I smoke every weekend.
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#23
(03-03-2019, 01:33 PM)Maggot Wrote: They're probably tough to notice with a 63 DD belly.

48-50 belly. I think I lost a little weight since getting off the Grubhub 2 months ago.
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#24
(03-03-2019, 01:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-03-2019, 12:52 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Me too. 48B.


Woooo. I'm flat chested compared to that.

So all your boob hype has been fake news? That makes me a sad panda.
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#25
Have you gone jogging yet in your spandex? You get your heart healthy and everyone gets the pleasure of seeing those big babies bouncing at the same time. Winner winner chicken dinner.
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#26
(03-03-2019, 07:13 PM)sally Wrote: Have you gone jogging yet in your spandex?  You get your heart healthy and everyone gets the pleasure of seeing those big babies bouncing at the same time. Winner winner chicken dinner.

Waiting for the warmer weather to go jogging and give the new neighbors a bleach your eyes surprise.
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#27
I ran 3 miles yesterday finally I said "Lady.......you can keep your purse"
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#28
That was Clang!
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#29
Ahahahahaha! 
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#30
Clang would try his hand at breast feeding if he could get past the boiling of the nipples part.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#31
Smiley_emoticons_shocked   b..b..boiling?
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#32
Yeah, they should be sterilized.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#33
I would suggest a blowtorch.
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#34
(03-04-2019, 12:10 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang would try his hand at breast feeding if he could get past the boiling of the nipples part.

Hell no. I'd be too worried about the little fucker biting my nipples off.
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#35
(03-04-2019, 12:45 PM)Maggot Wrote: Yeah, they should be sterilized.


I don't even wash my hands after using the bathroom. Why would I care about nipple cleanliness?
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#36
(03-04-2019, 02:07 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-04-2019, 12:10 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang would try his hand at breast feeding if he could get past the boiling of the nipples part.

Hell no. I'd be too worried about the little fucker biting my nipples off.

They don't have teeth, Clang. And by the time they do get them you probably shouldn't be breastfeeding anymore.
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#37
(03-04-2019, 02:16 PM)sally Wrote:
(03-04-2019, 02:07 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-04-2019, 12:10 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang would try his hand at breast feeding if he could get past the boiling of the nipples part.

Hell no. I'd be too worried about the little fucker biting my nipples off.

They don't have teeth, Clang. And by the time they do get them you probably shouldn't be breastfeeding anymore.

https://youtu.be/9oAahtmFJ9Q
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#38
I haz teh fears of clicking.

Babies with a full set of teeth?
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#39
(03-04-2019, 07:31 PM)Duchess Wrote: I haz teh fears of clicking.

Babies with a full set of teeth?

Nah, clip from Family Guy where Peter breastfed Stewie.
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