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RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread
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#41
02-03-2019, 01:59 PM
Or take a hot shower while making the loofah blush.
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#42
02-03-2019, 09:14 PM
Yeah, petting the old beaver always does the trick for me.
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#43
02-03-2019, 10:35 PM
Isn't that three more weeks of winter?
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#44
02-03-2019, 10:58 PM
(02-03-2019, 10:35 PM)BigMark Wrote: Isn't that three more weeks of winter?

I just have a little beaver so I don't know. You'll have to ask Duchess about her big ass groundhog.
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02-03-2019, 11:18 PM
hah
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#46
02-04-2019, 12:37 PM
Someone came in the other day and told me that big sonofabitch was sitting in the middle of the road. *sigh*
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02-04-2019, 04:21 PM
(02-03-2019, 10:58 PM)sally Wrote: I just have a little beaver so I don't know. You'll have to ask Duchess about her big ass groundhog.

I really hate to bust your bubble, but beavers are twice as big as groundhogs, and a hell of a lot hairier. The average groundhog is about 2' long and weighs 10 lbs. A beaver is over 3' long not including tail and weighs upwards of 100 lbs.

I hereby officially rescind my offer and transfer it to duchess; I want no part of an angry 100 lbs. beaver.
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#48
02-04-2019, 04:24 PM
It's been said that they were twice that size before North America was invaded by the Europeans. Same with deer and trees.
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02-04-2019, 04:41 PM
In that case I scared of her donkey.
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02-04-2019, 04:43 PM
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#51
02-04-2019, 06:38 PM
Those pointy toed shoes that some women wear are hideous. I have never seen a cute pair, not once. 
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#52
02-04-2019, 07:46 PM
(02-04-2019, 04:21 PM)pyropappy Wrote:
(02-03-2019, 10:58 PM)sally Wrote: I just have a little beaver so I don't know. You'll have to ask Duchess about her big ass groundhog.

I really hate to bust your bubble, but beavers are twice as big as groundhogs, and a hell of a lot hairier. The average groundhog is about 2' long and weighs 10 lbs. A beaver is over 3' long not including tail and weighs upwards of 100 lbs.

I hereby officially rescind my offer and transfer it to duchess; I want no part of an angry 100 lbs. beaver.

Well you'd be the one to know, I'm sure you've eaten plenty in your day.
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02-04-2019, 07:51 PM
(02-04-2019, 06:38 PM)Duchess Wrote: Those pointy toed shoes that some women wear are hideous. I have never seen a cute pair, not once. 

Every time I see those pointy shoes I think to myself wtf. How do they fit five toes in there?
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#54
02-04-2019, 08:04 PM
(02-04-2019, 07:51 PM)sally Wrote: Every time I see those pointy shoes I think to myself wtf. How do they fit five toes in there?


They don't, it's wasted space and they think it's cute. *shudders* It's not.



Please, sweet baby Jesus, don't let HotD wear these things, or at least don't let her see this if she does. I'll feel like I did when I dissed scrunchies and she copped to wearing them. 50

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#55
02-04-2019, 08:18 PM
I'm ok with scrunchies, they at least serve a purpose. I don't understand those god awful shoes, however. Did Clang send you that picture?
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#56
02-05-2019, 12:12 AM
(02-04-2019, 08:18 PM)sally Wrote: I'm ok with scrunchies, they at least serve a purpose. I don't understand those god awful shoes, however. Did Clang send you that picture?

All my high heels are rounded toe. I can't jam my fat feet into pointed toe heels.
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02-06-2019, 01:35 PM
Holy shit. Priests kept nuns as sex slaves.   Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch
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#58
02-06-2019, 09:54 PM
WTF
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I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD JUST NOW

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#59
02-06-2019, 10:43 PM
Maybe if he wore hose.
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02-07-2019, 12:59 AM
(02-06-2019, 01:35 PM)Duchess Wrote: Holy shit. Priests kept nuns as sex slaves.   Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch


The Pope said Priests and Bishops have sinned, wonder what kind of penance he's going to give them!   Priest

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