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A bedtime story.....
#1
Years ago I went to a school and the gym was great! When school let out I would get to use it by myself for an hour. The stage was in the same building and on each side above the Cafeteria was a set of steps that came up on each side then it turned into a Gym. It was all windows on the south side so in the winter at 3-3:30 it lit up nice and bright. 

I was in the 8th grade and would go in and ride my unicycle and shoot hoops alone maybe 12 an hour or 2. Little did I know that I was NOT alone and the many days I spent wheeling around and playing basketball was being watched. 

The little sister of the girl I was in love with because she had tits and a pony tail and a great smile would sit and watch me from the stage behind the curtain. She was in my 8th grade class at St. Johns and her name was Lori. 

I may have gone to my deathbed not knowing this or even reliving the memories of the Gym, the unicycle, and the basketball not knowing that Lori was watching me from the wings. She just told me this today. So the moral of the story is.............


Do not trust women. They are so vindictive they will wait years to pants you, or ..........When alone, you may not really be so.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#2
Two tits and a ponytail, I think that's a song.
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#3
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You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#4
WTF? Were you spanking the monkey? Why do you care?
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#5
(01-15-2019, 12:46 PM)pyropappy Wrote: WTF? Were you spanking the monkey? Why do you care?

I never knew she had a crush on me.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#6
so fix it now, it is never to late
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#7
(01-15-2019, 12:51 PM)pyropappy Wrote: so fix it now, it is never to late

hah ..........yeah right! That's not happening.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#8
(01-15-2019, 12:54 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(01-15-2019, 12:51 PM)pyropappy Wrote: so fix it now, it is never to late

hah ..........yeah right! That's not happening.

oh, she got fat, nuf said lol
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#9
(01-15-2019, 12:51 PM)pyropappy Wrote: so fix it now, it is never to late

  [Image: slap.gif]     He's married.   
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#10
Knock the bottom out homie!
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#11
I fear being Bobbited.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#12
Break that bitch off, Maggot. Just don't let the makers of Gillette find out about it.
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#13
How creepy did she say this to you? I mean maybe she should have toned it down some, like, "OH yeah! One day I remember seeing you play basketball while you were also riding a unicylce" Not, "I WATCHED YOU EVERYDAY YOU WERE IN THE GYM" or something like that.
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#14
While throwing frisbees at the moon.
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#15
Where the heck is MS?  I thought he was able to access Mock again.

His bedtime stories always ended with him going to bed with some buxom babe, or trying like the devil to get some coy babe to sleep with him, or mustering up enough godliness to resist some babe who desperately wanted to bed him.

He'd turn this thread into a Mock version of Penthouse Letters lickity split.
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#16
With herpes spit for good measure.
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#17
Herpes Lips?
(10-09-2018, 02:13 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: you believe men have the right and entitlement to molest and sexually assault minors and women.  

If HoTD doesn't agree with you politically you better humour her snowflake mentality or she will smear you for no good reason, like every other indoctrinated SJW. Liar and Slimeball. 
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(01-15-2019, 11:23 PM)MirahM Wrote: How creepy did she say this to you? I mean maybe she should have toned it down some, like, "OH yeah! One day I remember seeing you play basketball while you were also riding a unicylce" Not, "I WATCHED YOU EVERYDAY YOU WERE IN THE GYM" or something like that.

Years ago I set up a facebook account to keep up with my brother in Alabama and now he calls me but I still have the account so every 6 months or so I look at it and she posted that she used to watch me, but I've always thought I was alone. No jerking off or anything just goofing off in the gym that I thought was vacant.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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