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MAKE A MOCK MATCH
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#381
10-09-2017, 04:27 PM
(10-09-2017, 04:22 PM)BigMark Wrote: If by change you mean pull like taffy with his teeth, then yes.


16 Ugh! I see it in my mind's eye.
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10-09-2017, 04:37 PM
He sounded like a Badger with rabies...

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10-09-2017, 04:41 PM
He had the same reaction when he saw a Vagina for the first time.



























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10-09-2017, 06:07 PM
(10-09-2017, 04:06 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Youtube is the cats ass for a lot of stuff like that.
Thats how i learned how to fish. After sitting out in the middle of the ocean for hours not catching shit i said fuck this and just googled it. Within 10 minutes I was catching tons of red fish and tuna. Caught a marlin too.
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11-29-2017, 11:58 AM
I love you for catching shit!
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11-29-2017, 09:20 PM
Actually I was lying, the last time I was on a boat with a fishing pole I couldn't even catch fucking seaweed.

I don't think I would like catching a fish anyway, I'd feel bad for it. Let someone else do the dirty work and torture and kill the poor thing. I'll just cook it and eat it afterwards.
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11-29-2017, 09:42 PM
We interrupt this broadcast to welcome Mo back and wish Sally a new vacuum cleaner for Christmas.

He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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11-29-2017, 10:26 PM
I like Cage The Elephant, they kind of remind me of a 60s band. I took my son and his friends to their concert about 7 years ago.

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11-29-2017, 10:29 PM
Oh and I love vacuum cleaners.
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11-29-2017, 11:18 PM
You suck Sally!
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11-30-2017, 03:19 AM
No, that's what the vacuum cleaner's for!
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11-30-2017, 10:26 AM
(11-29-2017, 11:18 PM)BigMark Wrote: You suck Sally!

So do you, what's your point?
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01-22-2019, 08:19 PM
(11-30-2017, 10:26 AM)sally Wrote:
(11-29-2017, 11:18 PM)BigMark Wrote: You suck Sally!

So do you, what's your point?

I wonder how Mo's doing and me and Rooto girl would make great pets. I just know it, she is lots of fun I bet![Image: Vs8y.gif]
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01-22-2019, 10:47 PM
I am traumatized by seeing Richard Simmons.

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