PSA!

[Duchess]

If your Lowes is anything like mine, do not, I repeat, do not attempt to go there and have a happy shopping experience on a Sunday. I had to go because I ordered something online and needed to pick it up in person otherwise I would have turned around and left when I saw the parking lot, it looked like the outside of a department store on Black Friday. I'm thinking the gorgeous weather is playing a role here.

[BigMark]

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

[sally]

I don't believe that story  .

[Duchess]

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

    I want to believe you so bad!

[pyropappy]

I don't believe that story  .

that joke was old when I was a child

[MirahM]

@Duchess the roads seemed quite a bit busier today. I was thinking spring break-and I was thinking the weather is finally nice and everyone has been cooped up under snow and now everyone is moving about.