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HAPPY 4/20. POTHEADS :)
#1
Puff, puff, pass!

Come closer and I'll blow a shotgun. Closer, closer...

I have a 3 day weekend and I can hardly believe my good fortune. I don't know whether to take care of some shit or do as little as possible. Decisions, decisions.

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#2
I have 10 days off. Cost me one day of annual leave.
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#3
What was the question?
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#4
My son has a medical marijuana card and when he went to the dispensary he said it was packed. I guess peope get extra sick on 420. And he was the youngest person there, everyone was 50 plus.
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#5
I dropped my mom in front of the smoke shop to get cigarettes this morning while I ran into the Safeway next to it.

The smoke shop had a tent in the parking lot and was already serving up free barbecued cheese burgers, soda and such at 9:30 a.m.  My mom never passes up a freebie, so she came back to the truck with a carton of cigarettes, a cheeseburger, and a free goodie bag.

When we got home, she opened the bag and I came out of the shower to find a bong, a pipe, a box of mini-cigars, two bottles of vape juice, and a cap with a marijuana leaf on the kitchen table.  

It doesn't look like cheap stuff so we figured the shop was new and it was a grand opening promo or something until my niece reminded us it was 4 / 20.     Weed-2
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(04-21-2019, 12:09 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I dropped my mom in front of the smoke shop to get cigarettes this morning while I ran into the Safeway next to it.

The smoke shop had a tent in the parking lot and was already serving up free barbecued cheese burgers, soda and such at 9:30 a.m.  My mom never passes up a freebie, so she came back to the truck with a carton of cigarettes, a cheeseburger, and a free goodie bag.

When we got home, she opened the bag and I came out of the shower to find a bong, a pipe, a box of mini-cigars, two bottles of vape juice, and a cap with a marijuana leaf on the kitchen table.  

It doesn't look like cheap stuff so we figured the shop was new and it was a grand opening promo or something until my niece reminded us it was 4 / 20.     Weed-2

Or she is a thief Smiley_emoticons_razz

Joking....joking...
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#7
Brown Chicken Brown Cow.
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#8
The only way to tell if someone has been smoking and driving is with a cheek swab like they do in England but the ACLU has said that's illegal. The U.S. is fucked.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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