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twalet observation
#1
My sewer lines just got replaced. The toilet flushes like a freakin rocket now.  hah
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#2
(05-12-2019, 06:22 PM)Maggot Wrote: My sewer lines just got replaced. The toilet flushes like a freakin rocket now.  hah


Talk about rocket flushes, we had "Air Pressure" assisted bowls installed in our bathrooms.

They flush with a "Swoosh" sound, and travel like the speed of sound! hah
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#3
Will it flush down the yellow pages? One time my husband became irate because there was no toilet paper so I handed him the phone book. Oh course it clogged up the toilet and I was the one who had to plunge it. I don't know wtf he was mad about.
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#4
Shiiiit.
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#5
(07-06-2019, 12:10 AM)sally Wrote: Will it flush down the yellow pages? One time my husband became irate because there was no toilet paper so I handed him the phone book.  Oh course it clogged up the toilet and I was the one who had to plunge it. I don't know wtf he was mad about.


Yeah up to 75 pages, after that you're on your own! hah
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#6
Get a warm facecloth to ensure you are properly clean and then put it in nappy bleach and wash it to ensure it is clean. There are better options than the yellow pages. You will need to unclog the system if it breaks the pipes or clogs.
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#7
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#8
(07-06-2019, 11:12 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Get a warm facecloth to ensure you are properly clean and then put it in nappy bleach and wash it to ensure it is clean. There are better options than the yellow pages. You will need to unclog the system if it breaks the pipes or clogs.
 Nappy bleach? I've never heard of that brand, is it specifically made for cleaning up shit?
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#9
Nappy san? that's what its called over here. you usually soak clothes in it, even though no one really uses nappies these days.
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#10
I think it means diapers.
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#11
yeh diapers.
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